santa

None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.
Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!
by Elitist January 04, 2004
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technocrat

A big time elitist that believes scientists, engineers, programmers, etc. should run a country.
by Elitist April 07, 2004
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only the criminals have guns

Something the European and Canadien dumb asses on this site love to say proudly, clearly not seeing the bigger picture.
If the criminals still have guns, what's the point of gun control? To be inadequately defended and thus rely on your government even more for protection? To be illprepared for when the governemnt takes away your rights?
by Elitist March 01, 2004
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message board

A great way to express your opinions, but unlike a chatroom, there are usaully less n00bz, people act more intelligently, and the screen doesn't get flooded with replies like so many chatrooms do. Often called forums.
Urbandictionary.com is a message board, just a VERY slow one.
by Elitist January 03, 2004
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