elitist's definitions

Day Of Defeat

All you ignorant DoD zealots now are officially cocksuckers. Call Of Duty just came out and it is WAY better and isn't built on an engine programmed by a team of plankton.

Day Of Defeat is now officially DEAD!

by Elitist January 19, 2004

quagmire

The coolest guy in the world

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Elitist April 7, 2004

Hippie

The uneducated yet patriotic citizens during the Vietnam War were ALOT more understanding of the rights the government was taking away from them. This was because of the ignorant hippies throwing eggs and such at our soldiers getting off planes. The government could just blame the hippies and everyone would believe it.

Stupid fucking hippies, no concept of human nature and the true reasons of war.

by Elitist January 4, 2004

Bite my shiny metal ass

Bender's catch phrase, when he met his golden counter part he said "Bite my glorious golden ass!".

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Hookerbot: Honey, you couldn't afford it.

by Elitist January 27, 2004

TBS

Turn Based Strategy. Refers to a game where each player takes a turn, such as Civilization.

My Siphai crushed the puny Europeans in Civilization 3.

by Elitist December 28, 2003

wopdago

A wopdago is someone from Sicily, NOT mainland Italy.

Surrender monkey wopdago scum!

by Elitist January 20, 2004

tsar

The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.

Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!

by Elitist January 1, 2004