When all the bars are closed because of carona virus but they sell drinks to go in styrofoam cups and you drink them driving around in your car because you’re tired of being at home.
Me: are you done with with work? Let’s go get some cargaritas.
Her: YAHTZEE, I’ll grab some hand sanitizer.
Her: YAHTZEE, I’ll grab some hand sanitizer.
by eli jackson March 30, 2020
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"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"
by eli jackson June 29, 2007
Get the fakin' a duke mug.chris: where'd you party last night? by the time i saw you, you were wobbly-bonesin'
eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.
eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.
by eli jackson September 03, 2007
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Get the screamer mug.the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.
eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
by eli jackson April 04, 2009
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