chris: where'd you party last night? by the time i saw you, you were wobbly-bonesin'
eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.
eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.
by eli jackson August 22, 2007
When all the bars are closed because of carona virus but they sell drinks to go in styrofoam cups and you drink them driving around in your car because you’re tired of being at home.
Me: are you done with with work? Let’s go get some cargaritas.
Her: YAHTZEE, I’ll grab some hand sanitizer.
Her: YAHTZEE, I’ll grab some hand sanitizer.
by eli jackson March 30, 2020
by eli jackson June 06, 2007
when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off
"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"
by eli jackson June 06, 2007
the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.
eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
by eli jackson April 04, 2009