Definitions by elaine

ugmo 

Abbreviation for ugly motherfucker used to describe a person or object.

I'm not sleeping with him; he's ugmo.

ugmo by Elaine October 17, 2001

Pfft

1. An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
2. The sound of a silent and deadly rectal emission.

An example of 1.
Person 1 - You're an idiot.
Person 2 - Pfft

Pfft by Elaine October 17, 2001

YAY! 

1. An expression of joy usually accompanied by raising both arms in the air; the higher, the more joyful.
Can also be used sarcastically.

Chocolate and sex? YAY!

YAY! by Elaine October 17, 2001

Dutch football 

A "game" related to Dutch oven in which the people trapped under the doona trade pungent rectal emissions.
Origin: coined when I misheard the words "touch football"

Wanna game of Dutch football?

Dutch football by Elaine October 17, 2001

Dutch oven 

1. Colloquially, a "game" in which one person traps another under a doona after a pungent rectal emission in order to "share" the odour.
2. An oven located in the Netherlands.
3. An oven made by a native of the Netherlands.

Whilst in bed...
Person 1 *farts* and pulls blanket over unsuspecting Person 2 and yells "Dutch oven!"

Dutch oven by Elaine October 17, 2001