Definitions by ehrliche bochur
Purim
A massive Jewish full send which takes place some time every March. Purim in cities with high Jewish populations generally looks like large groups of sauced Jewish teenagers going around the city in limos dressed in onesies. Later in the day, many sends and parties take place. Contrary to popular belief, the most hype ones are usually the religious ones, particularly those at yeshivas, but even so, it is hard to find any purim party which isn't an absolute banger.
Purim by ehrliche bochur March 25, 2020
Kakatoober
A derogatory term for modern orthodox Jews who pronounce the letter ת "tuf".
Kakatoobers generally enjoy slow Eitan Katz music, their favorite food is felafel, and they are strict believers of Dina Malchuta Dina.
Kakatoobers generally enjoy slow Eitan Katz music, their favorite food is felafel, and they are strict believers of Dina Malchuta Dina.
Moishy: I pulled up to the chasunah but just left cuz it was bare kakatoob.
Shloimy: Yo spew times wow bare kakatoobers out here
Shloimy: Yo spew times wow bare kakatoobers out here
Kakatoober by ehrliche bochur April 2, 2019
Dina malchuta dina
A Jewish law followed by modern orthodox Jews which says that the law of the government is also Jewish law.
"Yo there's a full sender banger going down wanna pull up with the boys?" "I can't go to sleep late bro. Dina Malchuta Dina after all."
or "Wyd, put on your seatbelt man! Cmon, dina malchuta dina!"
or "Yo Chayav Inish?" "Nah man. Dina malchuta dina, after all."
or "Wyd, put on your seatbelt man! Cmon, dina malchuta dina!"
or "Yo Chayav Inish?" "Nah man. Dina malchuta dina, after all."
Dina malchuta dina by ehrliche bochur April 2, 2019