ehrliche bochur's definitions

heter gang

A phrase used by finesse orthodox Jews to dismiss Jewish law. This allows for many full sends, raves and parties which would otherwise be forbidden.

Avi: Bro lets hit the music festival this summer I hear it's gonna be a banger
Dovi: No can do. We're Jews, we're in yeshiva.
Avi: Bro heter gang
Dovi: K on second thought I think the boys are pulling up
Avi and Dovi: HETER GANGGG LET'S GOOO

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

finesse orthodox

A small and exclusive group of religious Judaism. Finesse orthodox Jews are unlike other religious Jews because they are insane full senders who love to throw it down with the boys. They are known for drinking very large quantities of alcohol and Juuling excessively. They generally own new iPhones and the majority of their clothing is from OVO.

Dovi: Yo boys wanna hit the rave downtown tonight?
Avi: It's not right. We're Jews, we're yeshiva bochurim after all.
Dovi: It's ok, we're finesse orthodox. Do it for the boys.
Avi: You know what, I'm down. Let me get my OVO hoodie on.

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

daven

Jewish term for pray, basically a fat chill with God.

Dovid: Bro you have no idea how messed up my life is right now it's retarded
Avi: It's chill just daven
Dovid: K, hopefully God will be for the boys

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020