mcnugget

i used mcnuggets to glue my dead son back together
by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 04, 2018
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UMHG#IFY

an acronym for ur mom hella gae, #I finna yeeet
by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 02, 2018
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mike wisowski

ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes
mike wisowski is cool
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Obunga

people be like: Obama - 3 Shrek movies, Trump - 0 Shrek movies. Obama > Trump
Me (an intellectual): actually Obunga is the best president
by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 02, 2018
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Donkey from Shrek

the most un-secy thing Shrek will ever see, seeing him makes lash out in a violent rage.
DOANKEY (Donkey from Shrek) UR OOGLAY
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Water

Water is an extremely sort-after liquid for its acidic property's
Water is created when Shrek grabs a defenceless child and crushes their eyeballs into a juice
yo maan i supr furstee for sum water!
by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 03, 2018
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