The Shit Face

The Shit Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, but the male's face, tongue, and mouth is in the girl's asshole, while the girl shits into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay men, lesbians, or homeless people.
Stanley: Bro, you did not do The Shit Face last night with Monica, did you?
Chester: I definitely did, and I tasted fresh poop from her asshole. She gave me The Shit Face last night and it was awesome!
Stanley: You're sick, man. You need help.
Chester: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Stanley: No man, just no.
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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The Cum Face

The Cum Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It usually involves two people in a 69 sex position, with the two people's faces and mouths in front of each other's genitals, and once they have a powerful orgasm, they spew their cum into each other's mouths making them taste themselves, respectively. This sexual act can be applied to lesbians, gay males, transgenders, non-binary people, heteroflexible people, demisexuals, sapiosexuals, queers, pansexuals, or anyone else.
Steve: Bro, how much of The Cum Face did you receive last night from Valerie?
Silas: I drank so much of her cum last night, it was unbelievable! She's got wicked tasty cum, bro!
Steve: You're nasty, man. You need mental help and many, many, fucking years of therapy!
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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slow playing

Prolonging an injury, or a project for a very long time; and lagging with trying to solve it or fix it.
"Luke is slow playing it right now, and not getting any work done."
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The Gas Face

The Gas Face is a sex act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position with the male’s face and tongue in the girl’s asshole as she farts into his face and mouth, while he sucks the farts out of her asshole.
Jack: Hey bro, did you do The Gas Face with Ashley last night?
Darius: You better believe it bro, her farts were nasty, but I enjoyed doing The Gas Face with her.
Jack: You nasty, man.
by efishies15 January 24, 2019
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chemistry

The feeling or spark of being turned on by someone based upon physical contact.
"I didn't feel any chemistry when we kissed, or when we fooled around."
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The Piss Face

The Piss Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, with the male's face and mouth just under the girl's pussy, and then the girl pees directly into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay males, lesbians, transgenders, non-binary people, heteroflexible people, demisexuals, sapiosexuals, and more!
Nathan: Bro, how much piss did you get in your mouth last night from doing The Piss Face with Marlee?
Joe: I received a lot of piss from her pussy in my mouth, and it was delicious!
Nathan: You're nasty, dude. You need mental help! This isn't normal, man. This is beyond weird!
Joe: Oh, come on, don't knock it till you try it!
Nathan: Hell no, man. That's disgusting as fuck.
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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respite care

Temporary institutional care of a dependent elderly, ill, or handicapped person, providing relief for their usual caregivers. - Source: Google Dictionary
"Lauren is going to apply for a respite care position."
by efishies15 October 28, 2017
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