Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is fucking your Fleshlight again without cleaning it and using your own cum as lube.
I forgot to clean my Fleshlight, so I just got Fleshlight Seconds this morning!
by eda-skip November 01, 2021
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Gasm me!

Gasm me! is what a guy may say when he wants another dude to make him cum.
When a guy says "Gasm me!" -- I usually suck him off!
by eda-skip October 19, 2021
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dick snot

dick snot is cum.
I jacked off in my jockstrap, and now I've got a large glob of dick snot in the pouch!
by eda-skip January 16, 2023
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"Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." means "The early bird gets the worm." in French.
I always think "Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." when I awaken with some guy's dick in my mouth!
by eda-skip November 02, 2021
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Ride the Peg

Ride the Peg means for a guy to fuck himself on another dude's boner.
Some of my fellow cadets want me to Ride the Peg when we have sex!
by eda-skip December 21, 2021
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Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event where a guy takes four quarters of windowpane, gets spit-roasted by five or more different dudes, and is continually sucked off by several others, while being filmed on peoples' cell-phones. This often lasts for 8 - 12 hours.
Oh WOW! The other cadets in my pod gave me a Magic Carpet Ride last night, and I've been tasting and shitting cum all day!
by eda-skip October 17, 2022
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Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast the carpet-rider while another guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.
Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!
by eda-skip September 21, 2022
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