Definitions by eda-skip

dick-slap 

dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!

dick-slap by eda-skip October 15, 2021

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time by eda-skip October 15, 2021

CumUnion

The CumUnion is an international group of sex clubs for gay and bi men to have sex. They can jack off together, suck dick or be sucked, fuck or be fucked, or [whatever[ they want sexually.

They have a CumUnion in Colorado Springs and a bunch of us cadets are planning to go there this weekend!

CumUnion by eda-skip October 14, 2021

nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich 

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.

Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich by eda-skip October 13, 2021

cum-shot head-cheeseburger 

A cum-shot head-cheeseburger is a grilled burger with a guy's head-cheese and cum-shot on it.

We went on a cadet picnic, but all they'd let me eat were cum-shot head-cheeseburgers!

cum-shot head-cheeseburger by eda-skip October 13, 2021

cumversationist 

A cumversationist is a guy who likes to talk while you're sucking his dick.

A lot of guys are cumversationists and talk while you're sucking their dick!

cumversationist by eda-skip October 12, 2021

Big Red 

Big Red is what I call my dick when I wear a penis ring that makes my cock engorge and turn red.

The last cadet to suck Big Red was Matt!

Big Red by eda-skip October 12, 2021