cum-swallowing

cum-swallowing is the act of sucking a guy's dick and swallowing all the joy-juice he squirts in your mouth.
Matt likes cum-swallowing -- ME swallowing HIS cum!
by eda-skip October 17, 2021
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Evaporated Cum

Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.
Last night we all jacked off in a dish so we could make Evaporated Cum!
by eda-skip October 05, 2021
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cage-pudgie

A cage-pudgie is the bulge in a guy's pants caused by wearing a cock cage.
For No-Nut-November, I had to wear a chastity device, and I had a cage-pudgie all month!
by eda-skip November 29, 2021
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rim-suck

A rim-suck is a sexual event where one dude sucks another dude's dick while having his asshole rimmed by the dude.
Matt and I sometimes rim-suck each other in the 69 position - I usually suck his cock while he rims my asshole while jacking me off - we always try to cum at the same time!
by eda-skip November 14, 2022
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early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.
I like to whack off early and often!
by eda-skip June 12, 2022
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Fleshlight-off

Fleshlight-off means to masturbate and have a cumgasm using your Fleshlight.
This morning I decided to Fleshlight-off to take care of my morning wood!
by eda-skip October 06, 2021
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Meisterbater

A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.
by eda-skip October 07, 2021
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