eda-skip's definitions

Big Red

Big Red is what I call my dick when I wear a penis ring that makes my cock engorge and turn red.

The last cadet to suck Big Red was Matt!

by eda-skip October 12, 2021

muc

muc is cum spelled backwards.

I swallowed Matt's muc when he squirted his load down my throat!

by eda-skip January 13, 2022

quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.

I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!

by eda-skip November 23, 2021

monkey goo

monkey goo is the shit that squirts out of your dick when you're spanking the monkey.

Oh shit! I shot monkey goo everywhere when I was spanking the monkey this morning!

by eda-skip July 29, 2022

Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot.

"Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." means "The early bird gets the worm." in French.

I always think "Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." when I awaken with some guy's dick in my mouth!

by eda-skip November 2, 2021

bluie

A bluie is a 100mg Viagra pill.

We had a jack-off contest and all us were doing bluies so we'd have a boner all night!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Oreo cum

Oreo cum is the combined cumshots on the cookie that guys use when they're playing the masturbation game, Cum-on-a-Cookie, which the last guy to cum has to eat.

We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so I had to eat the Oreo cum!

by eda-skip December 11, 2021