cum-shot head-cheeseburger

A cum-shot head-cheeseburger is a grilled burger with a guy's head-cheese and cum-shot on it.

We went on a cadet picnic, but all they'd let me eat were cum-shot head-cheeseburgers!

by eda-skip October 13, 2021

leaking

leaking is what a guy's dick does while he's slowly stroking off.

Last night, I was leaking for TWO hours while Matt stroked me off!

by eda-skip October 12, 2022

Sperm Extraction

Sperm Extraction is sucking the cum out of a guy's dick

Sperm Extraction is the reason a guy gives another guy a blowjob!

by eda-skip May 02, 2022

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 25, 2021

Tongue my hole and make me cum !

"Tongue my hole and make me cum !" is what a guy says if he wants to be rimmed and have a rim-gasm.

Matt came back from the gym, got naked, flopped on his bed with his legs up and sweaty asshole exposed, and said "Tongue my hole and make me cum !

by eda-skip October 09, 2021

mystery meat

mystery meat is the anonymous cock that presents itself to have a cumgasm sucked out of it at a gloryhole.

I love all the mystery meat I get to suck at a gloryhole!

by eda-skip April 24, 2023

Evaporated Cum

Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.

Last night we all jacked off in a dish so we could make Evaporated Cum!

by eda-skip October 05, 2021