quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.

I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!

by eda-skip November 23, 2021

Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot.

"Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." means "The early bird gets the worm." in French.

I always think "Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." when I awaken with some guy's dick in my mouth!

by eda-skip November 02, 2021

bluie

A bluie is a 100mg Viagra pill.

We had a jack-off contest and all us were doing bluies so we'd have a boner all night!

by eda-skip October 06, 2021

monkey goo

monkey goo is the shit that squirts out of your dick when you're spanking the monkey.

Oh shit! I shot monkey goo everywhere when I was spanking the monkey this morning!

by eda-skip July 29, 2022

under-stall blowjob

An under-stall blowjob is the dick-sucking a guy can get if he he shows his boner to the dude in an adjacent stall in a men's room.

When Matt and I visit the Colorado Springs malls and play Game of Thrones, I always get several under-stall blowjobs!

by eda-skip October 04, 2021

foreskin

foreskin is an uncut guy's duck-butter collector.

I peeled back the foreskin of this guy's dick I was gonna suck, and he had nearly an ounce of duck-butter!

by eda-skip November 29, 2021

Bradley shower-gasm

A Bradley shower-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's taking care of his morning wood while taking a shower.

Every morning there are a lot of other cadets in the cadet showers taking care of their boners by trying to have a Bradley shower-gasm!

by eda-skip October 05, 2021