Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.
by eda-skip October 05, 2021
A cum-robber is a guy who sucks all the nut-juice out of a sleeping dude's dick so that when he jacks off in the morning all he has is dry-gasms.
Fuck! I must have been visited by a cum-robber last night because when I was taking care of my morning wood - my tanks were empty!
by eda-skip October 04, 2021
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by eda-skip November 25, 2021
Matt came back from the gym, got naked, flopped on his bed with his legs up and sweaty asshole exposed, and said "Tongue my hole and make me cum !
by eda-skip October 09, 2021
"Wow! But do you believe it!" is what I said to Matt when he was sucking my dick and I shot eleven squirts of my cum down his throat!
by eda-skip September 10, 2022
cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.
A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!
by eda-skip October 07, 2021