Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot.

"Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." means "The early bird gets the worm." in French.

I always think "Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." when I awaken with some guy's dick in my mouth!

by eda-skip November 02, 2021

monkey goo

monkey goo is the shit that squirts out of your dick when you're spanking the monkey.

Oh shit! I shot monkey goo everywhere when I was spanking the monkey this morning!

by eda-skip July 29, 2022

bluie

A bluie is a 100mg Viagra pill.

We had a jack-off contest and all us were doing bluies so we'd have a boner all night!

by eda-skip October 06, 2021

cum-lube

cum-lube is the cum of one guy who squirts it on the dick of another guy who then uses it as lube to jack off with.

Matt blew his load on my boner and I used it as cum-lube and jacked myself off!

by eda-skip May 22, 2022

chicken cum

chicken cum is the sweet splooge (semen) of young guys.

When I was younger, older guys were always after my chicken cum!

by eda-skip November 09, 2021

Pleasure Bridge

A guy's Pleasure Bridge is the line of skin that extends from the underside of his dick to the front edge of his asshole that is extremely pleasurable when licked by another guy -- lick him there and he'll get an instant boner.

I always lick Matt's Pleasure Bridge when I'm about to rim his asshole! He throws a rock - hard boner!

by eda-skip July 02, 2022

Penis Envy

Penis Envy is the feeling some guys have when they see a dude with a big dick.

Some of the cadets get Penis Envy when they see my Perfect Dick!

by eda-skip October 06, 2021