Urban Dictionary: Definitions by eda-skip

foreskin

foreskin is the flap of flesh on uncut guys' dicks that are duck-butter collectors.

I peeled back the foreskin of this guy's dick I was gonna suck, and he had nearly an ounce of duck-butter!

foreskin by eda-skip November 29, 2021

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A cage-pudgie is the bulge in a guy's pants caused by wearing a cock cage.

For No-Nut-November, I had to wear a chastity device, and I had a cage-pudgie all month!

cage-pudgie by eda-skip November 29, 2021

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An oral bottom is a guy who likes to be face-fucked and swallow other guys' cumgasms.

I'm versatile, but I do enjoy being an oral bottom! Often!

oral bottom by eda-skip November 28, 2021

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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

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One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.

I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!

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Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH is what I scream when i'm being fucked while I jack off and cum.

Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH.

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When I woke up this morning, I had a dick-on so I whacked off!

dick-on by eda-skip November 17, 2021

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