eda-skip's definitions

oral virgin

An oral virgin is a guy who has never had a boner in his mouth.

I haven't been an oral virgin for a long time -- I love to suck dick!

by eda-skip June 26, 2022

cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul

A cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul is a guy who gives blowjobs, rims assholes and has purple teeth.

We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!

by eda-skip October 10, 2021

orange

orange is the color I told my little brother that cum was when he was just beginning to jerk off.

When I was seventeen, I told my 13-year-old little brother that cum was orange!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Morphine

Morphine is a lip balm with benzocaine that plumps, reddens, and numbs a guy's lips.

I had Morphine on my lips when I sucked Matt off, and the benzocaine in my lip balm numbed his dick-head and made it take a long time for him to cum!

by eda-skip October 9, 2021

The spit in spit-roast

The spit in spit-roast is two guys's dicks fucking another guy in his mouth and asshole.

My roomies in my pod gave me The spit in spit-roast last night!

by eda-skip March 6, 2022

bro-job

A bro-job is the sucking-off a buddy gives you when you just HAVE to squirt a load.

I give beaucoup bro-jobs to other cadets here at the Academy!

by eda-skip July 7, 2022

Cum-on-a-Cracker

Cum-on-a-Cracker is a masturbation game that a guy's cum-buddies like to play. Everyone participating jerks off on a cracker, and the last dude to cum has to eat the cracker.

We played Cum-on-a-Cracker and I lost, so I had to eat the Saltine!

by eda-skip October 18, 2021