Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ebghjebb

Terry

A fat guy at a church that has to sit in 3 chairs. One time, he tried to sit in one, and it broke, so he yelled out in the middle of church, "Dadgummit! I done it again!" and got in trouble.

Terry broke another chair.

Terry by ebghjebb August 14, 2017

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P.I.S.S.H.E.A.D.

Another word for chain smoker, especially if they smoke bidis. Usually they hide their cigarettes, joints, bidis, or whatever in their backpacks, then smoke them in the school bathroom. They also attempt to fuck at school, but none of the girls like them.

There are too many P.I.S.S.H.E.A.D.s at my school.

P.I.S.S.H.E.A.D. by ebghjebb February 17, 2017

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Michael Heath Butt Ruler

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.

I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.

Michael Heath Butt Ruler by ebghjebb February 14, 2017