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A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.
I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
by ebghjebb February 14, 2017
A Zip-Lock Pussy is when a woman's vagina lips stick together and you have to pull them apart like a Zip-loc bag to separate them and have sex.
by ebghjebb October 05, 2016
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A cornbowl casserole is like an Alabama hot pocket, but you eat nothing but whole corn (no chewing) for several days, then shit in a woman's snatch, then eat up. Alternatively, you can fack it, or both.
I thought about giving her an Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wanted something more exciting, so I went with a Cornbowl Casserole.
by ebghjebb September 16, 2016
Another word for chain smoker, especially if they smoke bidis. Usually they hide their cigarettes, joints, bidis, or whatever in their backpacks, then smoke them in the school bathroom. They also attempt to fuck at school, but none of the girls like them.
by ebghjebb February 17, 2017