eazy-X's definitions

rotten milk

pretentious milk that sat too long in the fridge that was not drank quick enough.

the rotten milk tastes sour.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

illustrator

an adobe computer program used by designers to create logos, postcards, business cards, pictures, drawings, etc. illustrator is popular because it uses vectors to create crisp clean edges that doesn't lose resolution when it is zoomed in on. Not a pretentious program

illustrator is a popular program used on mac.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

real

people who try too hard to act like they're not trying too hard. see psuedo-conformist. people who shop walmart and drink starbucks are real while people who like indie are trying too hard to be real.

i'm real because i shop at walmart.

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

tubipissin

the act of taking a piss or shit while in the bath tub taking a shower or bath because of laziness. it also could be in a swimming pool, lake, or river.

tubipissin is easy to do when you're at the hotel because the damn tub isn't yours.

by eazy-x January 28, 2008

sia

sia kate isobelle furler. a great vocalist and song writer. she sang a bunch of songs for the trip hop group zero 7. she also has a few solo albums out. some people have real problems is her latest installment. a great album comparable to feist's the reminder album.

sia is an awesome artist. i like her voice and personality.

by eazy-x February 14, 2008

nut sack

A small pouch made of plastic that holds peanuts, cashews, or any other for of nut made for eating.

I opened the nut sack to eat some almonds.

by eazy-x February 11, 2008

abstract art

if you hate abstract art don't listen to music. all the weird abstract sounds out of instruments don't make any sense. they are completely non sensical. just read the lyrics, at least that part is the only part that is understandable. oh wait, i forgot words are abstractions of things also. say no to music. music is made by a bunch of pretentious hipsters and art snobs. anybody can make stupid sounds out of instruments, my 2 year old son can make a bunch of stupid noises out of a guitar and or make a bunch of simple beats like those dumb rap and rock stars. anybody can make millions by making non sensical out of an instrument.

abstract art is for pretentious art snobs that drink coffee. music is for fags who think they are smarter than everyone. lets all go to church at least they can answer every question to make the meaning of life and everything around it more accessible and understandable. lets all hold hands in a circle and love one another and understand each other's feelings.

by eazy-X May 16, 2008