Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.

I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.

by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021

spice rub

When you borrow someone's underwear or swimsuit and you rub your ass on it, leaving some poop remnants behind.

Thanks for letting me borrow your swim suit. I gave it the spice rub.

by eatmorchickn August 19, 2009

Shought

When you are thinking really hard and you shit your pants.

I was trying to come up with a thought but I had a shought instead.

by eatmorchickn December 04, 2009

Snack Porn

The obscene amount of snacks left out in the break room during the holidays at work.

There's some serious snack porn in the break room today -- cupcakes, chocolate pretzels, cookies, chips, cheese dip, crackers and popcorn.

by eatmorchickn December 19, 2011

Fish Hash

To make something disgusting or unpleasant.

This whole day has been fish hashed. I haven’t eaten a fish taco in two years because of that fish hash nonsense.

by eatmorchickn May 26, 2021

H-A-S-S

Heat-Activated Shirt Stink. When you get a shirt out in the morning and don't notice anything, until you are out and sweating in the shirt and then it stinks to hell of mold from being left in the washing machine overnight before drying it.

I just got a whiff of H-A-S-S. I need to change my shirt.

by eatmorchickn September 06, 2012

CTSD

Christmas Traumatic Stress Disorder

Trauma during family Christmases has given me CTSD.

by eatmorchickn December 07, 2024