eatmorchickn's definitions

Hellcation

When your vacation turns into a living nightmare because your kid is sick.

We were on lock-down most of our vacation because the baby got sick, so we couldn't do anything. It was not a vacation, it was a hellcation.

by eatmorchickn January 20, 2010

CTSD

Christmas Traumatic Stress Disorder

Trauma during family Christmases has given me CTSD.

by eatmorchickn December 7, 2024

Dumbcat

When Mike Vick runs the Wildcat offense.

Yo, the Eagles are running the Wildcat with Mike Vick.

Yeah, they call it the Dumbcat.

by eatmorchickn October 26, 2009

Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.

I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.

by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021

spice rub

When you borrow someone's underwear or swimsuit and you rub your ass on it, leaving some poop remnants behind.

Thanks for letting me borrow your swim suit. I gave it the spice rub.

by eatmorchickn August 19, 2009

Snack Porn

The obscene amount of snacks left out in the break room during the holidays at work.

There's some serious snack porn in the break room today -- cupcakes, chocolate pretzels, cookies, chips, cheese dip, crackers and popcorn.

by eatmorchickn December 30, 2011

Shought

When you are thinking really hard and you shit your pants.

I was trying to come up with a thought but I had a shought instead.

by eatmorchickn December 4, 2009