CTSD

Christmas Traumatic Stress Disorder

Trauma during family Christmases has given me CTSD.

by eatmorchickn December 07, 2024

fakecation

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.

I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.

by eatmorchickn July 10, 2009

Sadie Hawkins Sex

When the girl takes the lead in the bedroom.

Usually I take the lead, but last night we did Sadie Hawkins sex.

by eatmorchickn June 26, 2021

Poopdini

When you go to change a baby's diaper, thinking the baby pooped, but there's nothing in the diaper.

Oh, stink. Better change you. Whoops, Poopdini!

by eatmorchickn October 11, 2009

Snack Porn

The obscene amount of snacks left out in the break room during the holidays at work.

There's some serious snack porn in the break room today -- cupcakes, chocolate pretzels, cookies, chips, cheese dip, crackers and popcorn.

by eatmorchickn December 30, 2011

Shought

When you are thinking really hard and you shit your pants.

I was trying to come up with a thought but I had a shought instead.

by eatmorchickn December 04, 2009

Fish Hash

To make something disgusting or unpleasant.

This whole day has been fish hashed. I haven’t eaten a fish taco in two years because of that fish hash nonsense.

by eatmorchickn May 25, 2021