Urban Dictionary: Definitions by eatmorchickn

Snack Porn

The obscene amount of snacks left out in the break room during the holidays at work.

There's some serious snack porn in the break room today -- cupcakes, chocolate pretzels, cookies, chips, cheese dip, crackers and popcorn.

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When your vacation turns into a living nightmare because your kid is sick.

We were on lock-down most of our vacation because the baby got sick, so we couldn't do anything. It was not a vacation, it was a hellcation.

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When you are thinking really hard and you shit your pants.

I was trying to come up with a thought but I had a shought instead.

Shought by eatmorchickn December 4, 2009

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Yo, the Eagles are running the Wildcat with Mike Vick.

Yeah, they call it the Dumbcat.

Dumbcat by eatmorchickn October 26, 2009

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When you go to change a baby's diaper, thinking the baby pooped, but there's nothing in the diaper.

Oh, stink. Better change you. Whoops, Poopdini!

Poopdini by eatmorchickn October 11, 2009

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When you borrow someone's underwear or swimsuit and you rub your ass on it, leaving some poop remnants behind.

Thanks for letting me borrow your swim suit. I gave it the spice rub.

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When you spend your vacation taking your kids to visit relatives.

I didn't get a vacation, I had to take the kids on an oblication.

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