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Something you say to a square when they tell a dumb joke, or to a square when they try to do something to impress you and make an ass of themself.
The square says, "hey everyone, I just smoked an oregano joint, whew-wee, what a rush!"
The response, "wow, cool beans. Bitch."
The response, "wow, cool beans. Bitch."
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
Get the cool beans mug.One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.
Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
Get the cunt swab mug.A derogation for a group of unappealing caucasions; also can be used to identify caucassions who ought not to be trusted.
Word up, them niggas got garbage down the block. Yo son, check the Cracker Jacks goin in the buildin. Word up, let's knock em out the box.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
Get the Cracker Jacks mug.A derogation for flamboyent individuals of Asian decent, typically those who are strikingly culturally inept; derived from the instant ramen brand "noodle time."
Hey Freddy, what went down in class today?
Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
Get the Noodle Time mug.1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.
2. The opening of the female genitalia.
3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.
2. The opening of the female genitalia.
3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
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I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?
Oh yeah... That was you?
I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?
Oh yeah... That was you?
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
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Do you have a prescription?
Fuck no I don't.
Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
Do you have a prescription?
Fuck no I don't.
Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
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