eapert McDangles's definitions

uncle ben

A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.

Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

CILF

Car I'd Like to Fuck.

Jason: Yo Freddy, nice Benz kid, what a CILF.

Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

mr hat

a drug dealer working above the nickel and dime level, and typically keeps his buisness quiet.

Hey nigger, I got the bomb connect...

"Who?"

Well, let's just say his name is Mr Hat, he prefers to stay annonomous.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

clean face

One who launders money for criminals, usually owners of small private buisnesses with large cashflow.

"What can I do? I can't put that amount of cash in the bank, it raises a red flag..."

"Hmmm. I'll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. You can give him your cash and for a small percentage he'll give you paychecks."

by Eapert McDangles June 13, 2006

Skied Up

Under the influence of cocaine; also called "skied out"

Freddy ran up in the liquor store, all Skied Up, and the gooks mushed up his dome piece.

by Eapert McDangles June 20, 2006

Ass Shank

A man's "Johnson;" derived from the expression, "I'd definitly stab it in your sister's ass."

*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.

Yo Freddy, I hit your moms off with the ass shank last night. She loved it.

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

Pleasant Change of Weather

1. A purchase of cocaine. Also can be used as to signify the use of cocaine among friends in a social gathering.

Fuckin A, I pawned my brother's nice watch to get a Pleasant change of weather. He's gonna shit when finds out. But fuck him, what do I give a fuck?

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006