eapert McDangles's definitions

Skied Up

Under the influence of cocaine; also called "skied out"

Freddy ran up in the liquor store, all Skied Up, and the gooks mushed up his dome piece.

by Eapert McDangles June 20, 2006

CILF

Car I'd Like to Fuck.

Jason: Yo Freddy, nice Benz kid, what a CILF.

Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

uncle ben

A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.

Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

weather man

One who is in the buisness of distributing cocaine.

I gotta go whack the weather man for shorting me on my 8-ball... fuckin jungle bunny.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

Pleasant Change of Weather

1. A purchase of cocaine. Also can be used as to signify the use of cocaine among friends in a social gathering.

Fuckin A, I pawned my brother's nice watch to get a Pleasant change of weather. He's gonna shit when finds out. But fuck him, what do I give a fuck?

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

Sand Paper Pussy

When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.

Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

whack

1. adj; something in bad taste or is otherwise unappealing.

2. verb; to murder someone.

3. verb; to masturbate.

1. Yo Freddy, turn off the country music. That shit is whack.

2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.

3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?

by Eapert McDangles June 30, 2006