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What happens when a woman with big titties puts on a seat belt

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by E September 17, 2019

skunk

verb. To beat badly, as in a race or sport.

Did the Cowboys win last night?
No way! They got skunked!

by E October 01, 2004

madre fucka

This term is simply taking the word mother and saying it in Spanish and adding the slang word for fucker at the end. This is obviously a spin off of mother fucker, but it is just a funnier way of saying it.

"What in the shit suck is happ'nin' madre' fucka?"

by E April 01, 2005

Desert Oogee

A slang term for Desert Eagle. This way of saying it expresses much joy and fondness for the Desert Eagle pistol manufactured by Israeli Military Industries and provided by Magnum Research Inc. This expression is most often used when describing the .50 caliber version of the Desert Eagle pistol.

Oh, Jesus! Look at how funny Desert Oogee is when fired point blank at that woman's face!

by E March 25, 2005

short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

by E February 21, 2005

tea bagging

The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.

Well if ya didnt sleep with your mouth open I wouldnt have tea bagged ya dude

by E March 16, 2003

Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

by e February 07, 2005