Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick
Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut
by Dylowned June 23, 2005
Get the jock squirter mug.the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed
Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor
by Dylowned June 16, 2005
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Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man
by Dylowned August 26, 2005
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Get the bitch ass hoe mug.pretty self explanitory...to have sex with someone in there bellybutton with your finger when they dont wanna be poked
The Pillsbury Dough boy Rape is still legal in many countries but it is illegal for wunders to do it
by Dylowned September 25, 2005
Get the The Pillsbury Dough Boy Rape mug.Someone who has a thing for there friends moms and they always have sex with them then come and talk to their friends about how good there mom was last night
Dylan:holy shit Chad you're such a mom slut what else do you do besides peoples moms?
Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her
Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her
by Dylowned June 07, 2005
Get the mom slut mug.when a girl has chunky period to the EXTREME! and she has to sit on the toilet to get all that nasty chunkiness outta there and it comes out just like the runs or the squirties or diarhea w/e u wanna call it....for girls its like a ripped up harliqin fetus coming out of there pussy
Kyle:Eww
Dylan:what!?
Kyle:that fat bitch keeps having vaginarhea on my lap
Dylan:what one
Kyle:Cowy
Dylan:by the way i did boomer
Dylan:what!?
Kyle:that fat bitch keeps having vaginarhea on my lap
Dylan:what one
Kyle:Cowy
Dylan:by the way i did boomer
by Dylowned December 28, 2005
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