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butt puppy hand jobber

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence
CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha
by Dylowned August 30, 2005
mugGet the butt puppy hand jobbermug.

ass graffiti

when you have really bad diarhea and you can write stuff on walls with your shit
Dylan:Hey i habe diarhea wanna go do some ass graffiti?
Kyle:Wtf is ass graffiti?
Dylan:fuck you dick slurper
Kyle:screw you anus hair plucker
Dylan:go shove your 1 inch dick up your nose bitch!
Kyle:sure
by Dylowned June 7, 2005
mugGet the ass graffitimug.

vaginarhea

when a girl has chunky period to the EXTREME! and she has to sit on the toilet to get all that nasty chunkiness outta there and it comes out just like the runs or the squirties or diarhea w/e u wanna call it....for girls its like a ripped up harliqin fetus coming out of there pussy
Kyle:Eww
Dylan:what!?
Kyle:that fat bitch keeps having vaginarhea on my lap
Dylan:what one
Kyle:Cowy
Dylan:by the way i did boomer
by Dylowned December 28, 2005
mugGet the vaginarheamug.

jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick
Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut
by Dylowned June 23, 2005
mugGet the jock squirtermug.

The Pillsbury Dough Boy Rape

pretty self explanitory...to have sex with someone in there bellybutton with your finger when they dont wanna be poked
The Pillsbury Dough boy Rape is still legal in many countries but it is illegal for wunders to do it
by Dylowned September 25, 2005
mugGet the The Pillsbury Dough Boy Rapemug.

bitch ass hoe

a skanky looking ugly girl thats a bitch
damn that ugly bitch ass hoe is one ugly bitch ass hoe!!!
by Dylowned June 7, 2005
mugGet the bitch ass hoemug.

100m hottie

A girl that looks like a babe from far away but when she gets up close you realize shes ugly
Kyle:damn I thought that pimply girl was hott at first...man was I stupid
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man
by Dylowned August 26, 2005
mugGet the 100m hottiemug.

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