Shit Pocket

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit

Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...

by Dylowned September 10, 2005

butt puppy hand jobber

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence

CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha

by Dylowned August 05, 2005

indeed

A word used when someone is telling you about their problems and frankly you don't give a fuck

Joe:I forgot to take my dog humper for a walk today
Dylan:indeed

by Dylowned July 31, 2005

indeed

a word used when someone is telling you about their problems and frankyl you dont give a buffalos ass

Joe:...i just broke up with my long time girlfriend Susie
Dylan:indeed

by Dylowned July 31, 2005

bitch ass hoe

a skanky looking ugly girl thats a bitch

damn that ugly bitch ass hoe is one ugly bitch ass hoe!!!

by Dylowned June 01, 2005

100m hottie

A girl that looks like a babe from far away but when she gets up close you realize shes ugly

Kyle:damn I thought that pimply girl was hott at first...man was I stupid
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man

by Dylowned July 31, 2005

shit monkey

soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation

noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming

by Dylowned September 10, 2005