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Flipper

The offspring of blood relatives concieving a child.
I sure as hell ain't raisin' any flipper grandchildren, you bitches understand
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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Huffer

The act of farting into (usually) a females mouth. The female than swallows the gastronomical release and proceeds to snowball it back up into the passer of gas's mouth.
For some fucked up reason my girl loves it when i give her a huffer.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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Pound Hound

1. A girl who has a the body of a 10 and the face of a stillborn baby

see also Butterface

2. The lady a sweathog turns into when a man has on his beer goggles.

3. The girl you go to that no one sleeps with cause you know she'll say yes to sex and oh so much more.
1. Guy: (to pretty lady from behind) Hello gorgeous, how bout a drink?
Girl: Sure...(interrupted by Guy as she turns around)
Guy: (interrupting Girl) JESUS TITTY FUCKIN' CHRIST, you're a god damn pound hound.

2. Guy: (drunk and following lady out of bar) Be there in a sec baby. Tom, check out this babe I landed.
Tom: Dude, you sure you wanna do this, shes a pound hound.
Guy: You're just jealous, ya douche.

3. Guy: Dude, that chick you fucked last night was gowdy.
Guy 2: I know, shes a pound hound huh. I havent gotten any in awhile so i took what i can get.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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chaz spaz

A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.
Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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Sweathog

A very large, unattractive, sweaty, pimply, hairy women that only hammered men, trailer trash, niggers (not african-americans), and spiks (not mexicans) sleep with.
Guy 1: Dude, are you seriously gonna sleep with that sweathog.
Guy 2: It's okay, im both a spik and shitfaced.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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Gibson

When a person proceeds to remove the lid from the back of a toilet in a local place (i.e. restaurant, fast food joint, cinema, etc.) and deficate inside the tank. The perpetrator then replaces the lid. After days, maybe even weeks, of going unnoticed a poor poor soul will open the lid to investigate and find feces.
Did you guys here Jared left a Gibson in the Dairy Queen shitter last night.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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Gowdy

An adjective used to describe something that is either: a rough or hairy situation, someone that is not physically attractive, or an event (i.e. a party, concert, etc.) that is a blasty blast.
Can be used same as the word bad, it can be either bad or good depending on the context of use.
1. Fuck man that party last night was gowdy.
2. Shit. I fucked up. I porked some gowdy bitch last night.
3. Dude, that car accident was fuckin gowdy.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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