dylan w's definitions

Hungarian Cuntgrass

1. A slur referring to the pubic region of a very hairy Hungarian woman. The slur is used to demean an opponent.

2. Hungarian marijuana

1. My ex is a bag of Hungarian Cuntgrass.

2. Fuck dude, that Hungarian Cuntgrass had me trippin balls last night.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

challenge

a drinking game orgininated in the northeastern oregon town of milton-freewater. at any moment during a party if you've heard the word "challenge" shouted you must consume whatever you have in your hand as fast as possible. this is a good way to weed out the pussy drinkers who think they're rugged.

assists are also allowed

challenge: straight up

guy 1: dude that chick over there is hot.
guy 2: you should go over there and CHALLENGE!

challenge: with assist

guy 1: hey chuck, fill in the blank. i _______ you to a dual.
guy 2: is it by any chance, CHALLENGE!

by dylan w April 16, 2008

coal mining

the action of working your penis around in circular motions in a rectum to get feces on it

Paris Hilton - What are you doin back there?
Jay Leno - Coal mining bitch so shut up.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

Gibson

When a person proceeds to remove the lid from the back of a toilet in a local place (i.e. restaurant, fast food joint, cinema, etc.) and deficate inside the tank. The perpetrator then replaces the lid. After days, maybe even weeks, of going unnoticed a poor poor soul will open the lid to investigate and find feces.

Did you guys here Jared left a Gibson in the Dairy Queen shitter last night.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

Flipper

The offspring of blood relatives concieving a child.

I sure as hell ain't raisin' any flipper grandchildren, you bitches understand

by dylan w March 20, 2008

chaz spaz

A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.

Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

Uberfotze

The German term used when calling someone a cunt (fotze in German) just isnt enough.

Pronounciation: oo-ber-fote-tsa

*See also Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Reginald: Dude, Chuck, sorry. I heard that cunt Katie cheated on you.
Chuck: Dude, dont call her a cunt.
Reginald: Why, not. You dont still love her do ya.
Chuck: Fuck no. She's not a cunt, shes a fuckin Uberfotze.

by dylan w March 20, 2008