irregardless

Used by people who ignorantly mean to say regardless. According to webster, it is a word, but since the prefix "ir" and the suffx "less" both mean "not or with" they cancel each other out, so what you end up with is regard. When you use this to try to say you don't care about something, you end up saying that you do. Of course everyone knows what you mean to say and only a pompous,rude asshole will correct you.
Wife: "Irregardless is not a word, dummy"
Husband: "Kiss my ass bitch! I'm still going to the strip club tonight!"
by Dwayne Boyd September 05, 2005
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hot in the ass

A female who is horny and looking. The term comes from the fact that when a female mamale comes into heat, their genital area increases in temperature to help attract males.
"Tasha was so hot in the ass last night she did the whole crew"
by Dwayne Boyd December 28, 2005
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condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.
"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."
by Dwayne Boyd January 07, 2006
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Refresh rate

The period of rest between sex. Usually applies to the male and how long it takes him to become errect again. Allusion is to the time it takes a web browser to pull up a web page. Fater refresh rates being more deserable than slower ones
"Joe-Joe has a really quick refresh rate."
by Dwayne Boyd January 06, 2006
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fembot

an overly sensitive, emotional hetrosexual male or an extremly femine male. The allusin is to the enemies of Jamie Sommers, "The Bionic Woman" who were femal impersonating female. The connotation is that this man is so intouch with his feminie side he dosent have to fake or act.Its automatic, like a robaot, thus making him a fembot and the enemy of uncaring, insensitive males everywhere.
Kevin actually cried when Tash'a cat died? man, he is such a fembot.
by Dwayne Boyd December 30, 2005
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bloomer pudding

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow
"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"
by Dwayne Boyd September 06, 2005
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air-fierce

When someone is doing or wearing something and dispalying much attitude, thinking they are the ultimate, but the result is actually the oipposite. The inference is that just like you can't see air, the person can't see that they areen't really fierce at all. The exact opposite of "fierce" Used mostly by gay men in the 80's and 90's.
"Did you see Miss Thing marching around in those pumps? She is so air-firece."
by Dwayne Boyd September 05, 2005
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