dwayne boyd's definitions

shicksa

A non-jewish female. Considered deragatory. In the original Hebrew it means "serving girl", the connatation is that the female is of a lower class and there for unfit for the company of Jewish males.

"Rachel dumped Joshua when she found out he was banging some shicksa"

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

Shitake Mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

hot in the ass

A female who is horny and looking. The term comes from the fact that when a female mamale comes into heat, their genital area increases in temperature to help attract males.

"Tasha was so hot in the ass last night she did the whole crew"

by Dwayne Boyd December 28, 2005

irregardless

Used by people who ignorantly mean to say regardless. According to webster, it is a word, but since the prefix "ir" and the suffx "less" both mean "not or with" they cancel each other out, so what you end up with is regard. When you use this to try to say you don't care about something, you end up saying that you do. Of course everyone knows what you mean to say and only a pompous,rude asshole will correct you.

Wife: "Irregardless is not a word, dummy"
Husband: "Kiss my ass bitch! I'm still going to the strip club tonight!"

by Dwayne Boyd September 5, 2005

Refresh rate

The period of rest between sex. Usually applies to the male and how long it takes him to become errect again. Allusion is to the time it takes a web browser to pull up a web page. Fater refresh rates being more deserable than slower ones

"Joe-Joe has a really quick refresh rate."

by Dwayne Boyd January 6, 2006

fembot

an overly sensitive, emotional hetrosexual male or an extremly femine male. The allusin is to the enemies of Jamie Sommers, "The Bionic Woman" who were femal impersonating female. The connotation is that this man is so intouch with his feminie side he dosent have to fake or act.Its automatic, like a robaot, thus making him a fembot and the enemy of uncaring, insensitive males everywhere.

Kevin actually cried when Tash'a cat died? man, he is such a fembot.

by Dwayne Boyd December 30, 2005

condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.

"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."

by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006