Cream Soda

Oringinated in pornos,
1: After butt sex when the cume oozes out it is called cream soda
2: After masterbating when u dont clean off your hands and keep beating it anyways the come will turn white and is called cream soda.
a: "Dude she drank the cream soda when we were done, so dont kiss her"
b: "And then he came out of the bathroom and wiped cream soda on my face"
by Dwayne July 01, 2006
mugGet the Cream Sodamug.

free pussy

Something that does not exist. A fallacy.
I was out last night looking for some free pussy. I'm still looking.
by Dwayne October 02, 2004
mugGet the free pussymug.

road snot

Road snot is the oil and rubber that rises to the surface on the roads of Los Angeles when the first rain of the year comes. It gets ground into the ground, then when that first rain does come, the roads are slippery as hell! You don't find road snot in Seattle since it rains there all the time.
Well, it's November 1 and the first rain of the year hit the raods of Los Angels. Fresh road snot rose to the surface and caused 100 accidents today.
by Dwayne October 02, 2004
mugGet the road snotmug.

wake

The viewing of a dead body before the funeral.
It was good to go to the Notorious B.I.G.'s wake before they cremated his body.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
mugGet the wakemug.

freecalation

The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.

The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.

See freecalate
Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.

A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.

Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
by Dwayne May 11, 2004
mugGet the freecalationmug.

top shelf

shes top shelf , OR That is a top shelf item.
by Dwayne July 02, 2004
mugGet the top shelfmug.

suck my peehole

An expression to tell someone to fuck off.

To literally lick in a man's urethra or a womens cunt.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
mugGet the suck my peeholemug.