Definitions by dvdwinter9

pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.

1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.

pointy-haired by dvdwinter9 January 7, 2007

pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.

1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.

pointy-haired by dvdwinter9 January 6, 2007

dogbert 

1. A character in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams. He is Dilbert's pet (or is Dibert Dogbert's pet?) and often makes fun of just about everyone he meets and appointed himself a saint.
2. The eventual ruler of the earth, and the people who subscribe to the Dilbert newsletter will be at his right hand, while all others will be the subscribers' personal slaves.
3. One of my role models.

1. Dogbert hates most humans.
2. All hail Dogbert.
3. Dogbert is a weaselish consultant for the Pointy-Haired Boss.

dogbert by dvdwinter9 January 6, 2007

bandit 

In Military/Air Force terms, an identified radar contact that is confirmed to be hostile to the pilot.

"Bandits have entered operation airspace. Intercept and destroy."

"Bandits down!!"

bandit by dvdwinter9 January 1, 2007

Drummer's Syndrome 

A condition similar to ADHD affecting all drummers who actually love what they do. It causes the drummer to play on any flat surface, vertical or horozontal, which exists within hand reach whenever he or she has at least 1 minute of boredom in band. Often scorned by other band members, conductors, and even other drummers, it is one of the few downsides to being a drummer.

1. Man, Ryan's Drummer's Syndrome is starting to annoy me.
2. Hey, Aaron, your Drummer's Syndrome is messing with our tuning. Mind stopping?

Drummer's Syndrome by dvdwinter9 December 4, 2006

quad 

a marching set of 4 tenor drums.

Can you fix my quad? I broke a hole in the far-right drum.

quad by dvdwinter9 December 3, 2006

quints

a marching set of 5 tenor drums, with the fifth and smallest reffered to as the "shot" or "gock" drum and being only a few inches in diameter

My quints are screwing up my back! This will screw me for the rest of my life.

quints by dvdwinter9 December 3, 2006