Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dunky oggins

spunkie

A promiscuous and sex-obsessed person - (conflation of spunk (=semen) and junkie.)

"That Diana was a right spunkie" muttered Phillip disapprovingly.

spunkie by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

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to give sexual pleasure by inserting a finger into the anus.

"I'm getting very worried about Edward," said a grave-faced Elizabeth, "Yesterday he was caught postilioning the new butler."

postilion by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

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An exceptionally small penis.

I used to think Jammy was right macho until i heard he had a weenus.

weenus by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

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"Camilla,let's have a bit of giblet pie after the banquet" said Charles lasciviously.

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To be infected with gonorrhoea, so named by the pain the disease causes when urinating.

Cherie was very upset: she was not able to have a bit of giblet pie for several weeks because Tony had been pissing broken glass.

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better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

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A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.

Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.

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