Definitions by dunky oggins

Irish toothache 

an erection.

I saw Britney on Top of the Pops last night and i got a massive Irish toothache.

Irish toothache by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

horn colic 

an involuntary erection.

It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.

horn colic by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

fish supper 

sex, especially as a conjugal right.

Alec told June to get upstairs straight away. After all that hard work gardening he fancied a fish supper.

fish supper by Dunky Oggins November 1, 2003

bacon bazooka 

penis

I stuck my bacon bazooka into her bearded oyster and we did some horizontal jogging.

bacon bazooka by Dunky Oggins November 1, 2003

syphon the python 

to urinate

i better go syphon the python before my bag bursts.

syphon the python by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

lay a pipeline 

to defecate

i'm gonna go and lay a pipeline before my bag bursts.

lay a pipeline by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

shonker 

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

shonker by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003