duncan's definitions

biscuit belly

The phenomenon when a girl with a bit of pudge on her stomach wears tight pants but a top that shows her midriff, causing her belly fat to spill over the edge of her pants. Much like the way that biscuit dough oozes out of the container. Also known as muffin belly. See biscuit hips.

She's got a bit of a biscuit belly, I'd hit it after 3 beers.

by Duncan September 8, 2004

Tolkien

I don't think warned people against marraige, he himself was a married Catholic.

People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.

Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.

Tolkien was an author

by Duncan January 14, 2004

kerned out

completely relaxed, spaced out.

I am so kerned out right now, I don't even wanna move.

by duncan October 11, 2003

Coopers

Greatest Brewers in the entire world, famous for their Pale Ale amongst others.

Fuck oath this is a great brew, must be a coopers.

by Duncan September 7, 2003

w00t

a term uses when something good happens, or can be understood as 'Want One Of Those'.

"i just saw a mitsubishi pick-up, w00t."

by Duncan May 13, 2005

FIIK

fucked if i know

by Duncan April 14, 2003

cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.

A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.

by Duncan July 11, 2004