Definitions by duncan

'mo

Slang for a homosexual- short for "homo".

"You have 15 Barbra albums? You are such a 'mo".

'mo by Duncan January 28, 2004

'tro 

A Heterosexual person. Short form of "hetero". See 'mo

We went to the restaurant, but it was full of 'tros, so we left.

'tro by Duncan January 28, 2004

Yer Ma 

Chavs and neds say this to everyone.
Sort of like calling people 'pure gothic bams', 'big junkies', or 'y'bam'

These neds are the bane of Scottish society, They have nothing better to do...... I digress.
Basicly, Neds sy this and it's meant to be insulting.

'Yer ma, y'bam'
'Ah pure had yer ma'
'so did yer ma'

Yer Ma by Duncan January 14, 2004

santa

A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism

hello santa, here's a paycheck,

santa by Duncan January 14, 2004

ned 

Irritating guys who throw rocks at buses, wear 'pure sovvys'.
used to be found solely in glasgow, but are now found beating up goths even in Cockburn Street ( a goth mecca in Edinburgh). Come into games workshop and break peoples models.

'you are a ned'

ned by Duncan January 14, 2004

Tolkien 

I don't think warned people against marraige, he himself was a married Catholic.

People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.

Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.

Tolkien was an author

Tolkien by Duncan January 14, 2004

Beef 

A slang word for pot (cannabis)

You gettin any beef the night man

Beef by Duncan December 5, 2003