Catholic Candybar

The profit an Alter Boy gains after giving the priest his services.

Very good Johnny, you made God a very happy man. Here, have a Snickers bar.

by Dubya May 12, 2004

Hoe Cake

To get pussy.
A hoe that has a sweet side to her.

Billy: yo man did you get some hoe cake tonight
Dubya: YEAAA BOIIII

by Dubya September 13, 2004

senior citizens

i'm a senior citizen i can't drive for my life. oh wait there's somebody behind me why don't i just cut them off cause i earned my drivers license all of 6 million years ago and i can barely see over the dash board.

get out of my way you gosh darn hoodlums. ups there's nobody behind behind me or at least i can't see tem cause i'm blind. here i go!!!!!

by dubya January 22, 2004

war on

The first 2 words of anything the American government wants to erradicate, but knows the population won't back unless it sounds important, so it becomes "a war on XXX".

The war on drugs is worse for the US than the drugs themselfs.

by Dubya February 20, 2004

Magic Formula

The life of us all
Trek + blaze = Mong

Lets have a trek, then a blaze, then some bare mongage

by Dubya November 27, 2003

Stroke Book

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy

Playboy is a good stroke book.

by Dubya September 22, 2004

geekstress

stress induced by entering into an argument which is simultaneously too geeky to sustain with any vigour for days, and is also too frustrating to remove oneself from due to the fact that you have grown to hate the nerd you are arguing with. Usually these confrontations will take place over discussion forums. The symptoms of geek stress mainly include a resentment of family members, and a lack of appetite.

day 13 of "technically a b# is not the same as a c" on musiciansforum.com

by Dubya June 10, 2004