driver_im8's definitions

shuffles

a black man or woman whom seems to take forever to cross
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!

Next time one of those niggers plays shuffles in the cross
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?

by driver_im8 July 10, 2009

bio-bertha

A very large woman who promoted the green movement before it became a trend by providing shade in the summer and heat in the winter to her mate.

You see that mexican with the frito bandito mustache with
bio-bertha? I bet when she sits on his face he looks like the

headless horseman.
FRIEND (BEGINS TO GAG HIS TACOS UP IN THE GARBAGE CAN)

by driver_im8 July 19, 2009

skunk rat

a woman whose pussy is so hairy you know her parents were

decendants of sasquatch.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A skunk rat ON A WOMAN LIKE THE ONE I PICKED UP LAST NIGHT. IT WAS SCARY TO GO IN THERE

WITHOUT A GUN AND A FLASHLIGHT.

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009

sour patch

usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.

Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.

by driver_im8 June 16, 2009

booger

Someone with huge flared nostrils.
Someone with nostrils you could hide marbles or golf balls in.

Did you see the booger on that niggra?
FRIEND; Yeah,he's got more hair up there than Sasquatch
gots on his ass!

by driver_im8 July 10, 2009

pun-jabba

a male of Indian descent whom thinks he is a player.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.

Did you see that pun-jabba trying to get lucky with that
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind

each ear.

by driver_im8 June 18, 2009

perving

this is when a man or woman are materbating thinking they are
alone but actualy giving someone a peep show.

I'm telling you JOSH,I have to get a new room mate,
I caught MIKEY perving on his self last night.

Well joe,there are two types of guys in the world
One's that say they are going to quit but don't
And one's that that don't even try!

Yeah,but he was screaming my name!!!!!!!

by driver_im8 July 25, 2009