whisker lickens

this is when you give oral sex to a woman who tastes so
sweet and looks so fine you wish you had mustache
whiskers to lick.

janine is so fine,she is whisker lickens.
FRIEND; as long as I have a face,she has a place to sit

by driver_im8 July 24, 2009

tinkler

a young teen not quite legal but appears in all ways.
a woman.

tyrone's been running from the police since he knocked up

that little tinkler.

yeah.the sheriff didn't want his little white princess packing
tyrone's porch monkey on her porcelain hips.

by driver_im8 July 09, 2009

chilays

a big set of nigger lips

a pair of lips so big they could be mistaken for shaved pussy.

"I bet her chilays could polish the brass off a door knob!"

"I am telling you dog,doiing her back or front feels like the

same thaanngg!!"

by driver_im8 June 15, 2009

double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.

cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!

by driver_im8 December 06, 2010

perving

this is when a man or woman are materbating thinking they are
alone but actualy giving someone a peep show.

I'm telling you JOSH,I have to get a new room mate,
I caught MIKEY perving on his self last night.

Well joe,there are two types of guys in the world
One's that say they are going to quit but don't
And one's that that don't even try!

Yeah,but he was screaming my name!!!!!!!

by driver_im8 July 25, 2009

alabama hurricane

A fart let out with such force and with a smell like it just had to have passed through the turd, hits you in the face with blunt force trauma.

TWO GOOD OL' BOYS FISHING;
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU

SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?

by driver_im8 August 09, 2009

cunnidingus

a double jointed man who enjoys giving felatio to his
own self simply because he can.

I was out slopping the hogs and saw Clem giving hisself
cunnidingus down in the holler by the creek.

by driver_im8 July 06, 2009