The act of forcing ones premature departure from a non relevant discussion, whilst holding your thumb perpendicular to your neck and index finger directly toward the sky.
by drew christx May 31, 2005
A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.
Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"
by Drew Christx January 18, 2007
A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.
by drew christx May 05, 2005
by Drew Christx November 15, 2004
The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon
I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang
by Drew Christx May 16, 2006
An acronym for "stick a finger in my ass". The shortened and more subtle version of the Finch mating-call
by drew christx May 04, 2005
When a chick lies on a bed spread-eagled and runs her finger in a figure-eight motion around and between her cunt and arse holes.
by drew christx May 05, 2005