mushtick

A bullshit hand-ball serve made up by Max where the ball has to bounce off the ceiling before going into the opposing player's court

Stand back, he's serving a mushtick

by drew christx May 05, 2005

swede

A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.

Look at that fuckin' swede with his STi shopping trolley. I bet he lives in Sydney

by drew christx May 05, 2005

dank

An expression about the appearance or behaviour of someone

That looks reallllllll dank.

by drew christx April 22, 2005

skin chimney

Another word for vagina.
See also cunt, gash, axe wound, flange

I want to stick my mongrel deep up her skin chimney

by drew christx May 04, 2005

safima

An acronym for "stick a finger in my ass". The shortened and more subtle version of the Finch mating-call

You're so fit, SAFIMA!!!!!!

by drew christx May 04, 2005

Bavarian ring sting

The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon

I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang

by Drew Christx May 16, 2006

double penetration

When a female has two cocks in the same whole. As apposed to a 'two-up' where it's one cock in the twat and one up the poo-chute, double penetration is the friendliest form of a threesome.

If i can fit my fist in her clam, then she'll be up for a bit of double penetration

by Drew Christx November 20, 2004