dr. j's definitions

adorkable

a boy who's dorky, but just so darn cute, but if you call him hot than, well, ur a freak. just kidding.

Seth Cohen is so adorkable, I just wanna squeeze him like a teddy bear.

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

corn ho

anal sex, as in a penitentiary

The scrawny inmate was vigoursly corn-hoed by the big black man

by Dr. J March 19, 2004

juicy

Condition that occurs in the female gender when they are sexually aroused that causes wetness and/or moistness in the vaginal area.

Bitch, get juicy!
If she gets mad, reply, No, juicy drinks you pervert.

by Dr. J March 19, 2004

con rifle

Slang term in Cuba, primarily in Havana, to denote walking around the neighborhood in the evening with a bottle of rum to pay social visits with neighbors.

Example: "Hey,hermano, let's go out con rifle," Fidel Castro said to Gorbachev in 1984.

by dr. j October 17, 2013

s.o.b.

well, it all started at snake road. we were playing a game and this cute boy tried to steal my flag, and i said, "son of a bitch!" cuz i'm just vulgar like that, and the name has stuck ever since as a code name.

"ahhh... i saw s.o.b. in his baseball uniform, so hot..."

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

pooshkies

exclamation of anger/excitement

"Pooshkies! this is gonna be fun!"

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

dickcrap

a word used to describe the liquid which comes out of the vaginal passage after the sperm has been consumed by your female/male/transexual/dog frriend.(it may not even be your friend but the female/male/transexual/dog needs the money.

"Excuse me madam, where is the dickcrap?"

"Sorry younglady, this is tesco. You'll only find it in the fruit isle of walmart"

by Dr. J May 1, 2004