dr. foo's definitions

plunger proof

Said of bullshit that is so dense and deep it cannot be overcome

The politician thought his denials, excuses, alibis and recriminations were plunger proof, until he found out they had video tapes too.

by Dr. Foo September 15, 2009

early tails

cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities

I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

vlagellation

A fancy term for pussy-whipping

He gave up his bros and all the things he likes to do, just because of that bitch--a case of major vlagellation

by Dr. Foo August 22, 2008

Soviet ballot

An election in which there is only one real choice--even if it appears that more than one choice is offered--not necessarily restricted to the (old) Soviet Union.

There was no real choice--only one candidtate without a prison record--just another Soviet ballot.

by Dr. Foo August 14, 2008

take notes

To pay close attention, to recall for further study

When I'm spittin' you better take notes, dude.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

dryarrhea

Dried up diarrhea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday.

by Dr. Foo August 1, 2008

dryarrhea

dried-up dirrahea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday,

by Dr. Foo August 4, 2008