nut cracker

A new boss brought in for the purpose of changing a work group who uses a substantial level of pain to get people to do what he/she wants.

How's the new boss?
Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!

by Dr. Bubba August 29, 2011

clown college

Training classes for bosses.

Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.

by Dr. Bubba September 05, 2011

stress monkey

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.

In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.

by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010

Comfort 20

Those extra pounds people put on when they're in a comfortable relationship

Sarah's got a little muffin top goin' on since she moved in with Jason, she's put on a comfort 20.

by Dr. Bubba April 01, 2012

dating weight

The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.

Wow! Shiela's lost some pounds and she's at dating weight!

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012

Regoal

In business, restating easier goals to avoid the consequences of failing to meet existing goals. May also be practiced in government, education, and personal life.

I was about to be fired for blowing my sales goal, but I regoaled and now I'm getting promoted because my clients think I'm a really nice person.

by Dr. Bubba April 30, 2010

ball money

That last little bit of cash some guy has deep in his pockets that has soaked up the sweat of his sweaty commando balls -- and because it's retail, YOU gotta touch it.

Jeez, I was on the register all day and I swear everyone paid in ball money. I don't need hand sanitizer, I need to dip my hands in acid.

by Dr. Bubba October 31, 2011