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An oxyacetylene cutting torch
Gimme the smokewrench, this fuckin' U-bolt is rusted solid.
by Dr. Badwrench September 21, 2006

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a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets
I can't believe Joe makes $22 an hour. He's a fuckin' shit shark.

Union job, dude.
by Dr. Badwrench September 21, 2006

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A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.
Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)
by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006

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Old Scots expression for dead.

Also from the Iain Banks book/BBC miniseries "The Crow Road"
Aye, Fergus is away the Crow Road.
by Dr. Badwrench July 10, 2006

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Du day uh da berf uh Jeebus
Merry Crimmus

I's got me a Escalade wit' Dubs fo' Crimmus
by Dr. Badwrench December 07, 2007

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Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.
That guy can fix anything with a Bronson rock and a smokewrench
by Dr. Badwrench September 15, 2008

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Acoustic music, from the largely wood instruments such as acoustic guitars and basses, banjos, fiddles, dobros, etc.
Acoustic Sunrise on KFOG plays a lot of great wooden music.
by Dr. Badwrench March 29, 2008

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