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goofer dust

Graveyard dirt, a powerful ingredient in hoodoo conjures, charms and mojo.
If you want someone to go away, sprinkle goofer dust in their footprints
by Dr. Badwrench June 27, 2006
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wooden music

Acoustic music, from the largely wood instruments such as acoustic guitars and basses, banjos, fiddles, dobros, etc.
Acoustic Sunrise on KFOG plays a lot of great wooden music.
by Dr. Badwrench March 29, 2008
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nut buster

An improvised grenade made of a shotgun shell inserted into a length of tubing (cardboard, plastic, or thin aluminum) with fins attached to the other end, and a marble or ball bearing taped over the primer. The nut buster is thrown into the air and lands on the marble, firing the shell and spraying the area with shot.
During the riot, two men threw nut busters into the crowd
by Dr. Badwrench September 28, 2008
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power 'stache

A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.

bearers of the power 'stache include:

Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car
Kurt Russel in Tombstone, now that's a power 'stache.
by Dr. Badwrench January 15, 2007
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slow elk

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.
Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.
by Dr. Badwrench May 3, 2008
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franistan

Well, your franistan housing is cracked. We're looking at about $1500 total, parts and labor.
by Dr. Badwrench July 14, 2007
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necrochondriac

A goth, vampire wannabe or other fake undead wanker

necro = dead
chondriac - from hypochondriac

One who prettends they are dead, to the point of belief.

Characterized by dark clothing, white face makeup with black lipstick and eye makeup, usually sporting cross or wannabe satanic jewelry, coffin-themed acessories, etc.
Look at those Ann Rice-loving tossers! Bunch of necrochondriac fucks! HEY! You're not black sheep, you're sheep in black!
by Dr. Badwrench July 11, 2006
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