brownie film

We need another roll of brownie film in the shitter!
by Dr. Badwrench June 25, 2006
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wooden music

Acoustic music, from the largely wood instruments such as acoustic guitars and basses, banjos, fiddles, dobros, etc.
Acoustic Sunrise on KFOG plays a lot of great wooden music.
by Dr. Badwrench March 29, 2008
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smokewrench

An oxyacetylene cutting torch
Gimme the smokewrench, this fuckin' U-bolt is rusted solid.
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
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blue tip wrench

oxyacetylene cutting torch

"blue tip" from the blue torch flame
"wrench" for the tool's versatility and the speed at which it can be used to disassemble damn near anything

A favorite of "redneck engineers"

Also called a smokewrench
Fuck! The damn bolt's froze solid! Gimme the blue tip wrench, I'll get that fucker loose!
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
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assal

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.
Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology
by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008
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scar merchant

An amateur tattooist or "professional" of bad reputation and low-quality (and low priced) work. Usually an amateur or "a friend who works out of their house", scar merchants, or scratchers are unschooled, unsanitary and generally a big mistake. Going to one is literally buying a scar.
Dude, fuck that guy! Billy Bob is a scar merchant. Go to Tattoo City on Lombard for good work.
by Dr. Badwrench November 08, 2007
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OCC wrench

A two-pound dead-blow hammer, often mistaken for a rubber mallet. The primary tool of the hacks at Orange County Choppers, especially Paulie. Chiefly used for axle installation, engine/transmission alignment and primary cover installation.

Properly used, an OCC wrench is a useful tool that one occasionally needs for stubborn, rusty old parts, not shiny new ones that should slide together if one knows what they are doing.
I have been a motorcycle mechanic for ten years, and have never needed the OCC wrench to put in an axle.

Look, that idiot Paulie dinged that primary with the OCC wrench!
by Dr. Badwrench February 23, 2008
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