Definitions by dr lina p

Ba Dum Tsh

1. A sound made by drums that is made after a comedian tells a joke that needs a little push.

2. A sound one makes to signify that a lame joke has been told.

1. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Drums: Ba Dum Tsh
2. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Steve: Ba Dum Tsh!

Ba Dum Tsh by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009

Toilet Freakout 

The rush of emotions one feels when an automatic toilet flushes before one is finished with their "business". The emotions include, but are not limeted to: surprise, fear, anger, and frustration.

Just as Mona sat down on the airport toilet, it flushed throwing her into toilet freakout.

Toilet Freakout by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009

Urbandictionaria 

1. The medical condition in which one spends way too much time being anti social and hanging out on urban dictionary.

2. A condition in which one can not complete a sentence without the use of an urban dictionary word.

1. Jim: Hey Dave, whatcha doin?
Dave: Can't talk, posting definitions.
Jim: Why don't we hang out when your urbandictionaria has cleared up.

2. Warren: Dude, this is the shiznit, look at all those women, it's a freakin march of dimes. Oooh, except for her, she's a butter face.
Trevor: You have really bad urbandictionaria.

Urbandictionaria by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009

Danny 

A person hired to live in your home in your absence to watch your dog and keep him company; a dog nanny. Dog+Nanny= Danny

Joseph felt really bad leaving Spot at the kennel, so he hired a danny.

Danny by Dr Lina P July 9, 2009

Guitar Zero

1. People who suck at all the Guitar Hero games.

2. Anyone who doesn't have friends to start a real band and as a result, join online bands on Guitar Hero World Tour all day long.

1. Sam: Jeeze Jeff, you got booed off again!!?!?!
Jeff: yeah.
Sam: Dude, you're a total guitar zero!

2. Philip wanted to be in a band, so he joined one on Guitar Hero instead of following his dreams and making a real one.

Guitar Zero by Dr Lina P July 9, 2009

Crocoffs 

The knock-off version of the popular shoes Crocs. They often have mishapen holes and are decorated with strange, ugly designs, but they are a cheap alternative to the overpriced real Crocs shoes.

Anne: I was going to buy myself a pair of Crocs, but they are soooo expensive.

Lisa: Well, get a pair of Crocoffs! They will be way less costly!

Crocoffs by Dr Lina P June 12, 2009

Shopportunity 

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".

Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.

Shopportunity by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009