16 definitions by dr lina p

The rush of emotions one feels when an automatic toilet flushes before one is finished with their "business". The emotions include, but are not limeted to: surprise, fear, anger, and frustration.
Just as Mona sat down on the airport toilet, it flushed throwing her into toilet freakout.
by dr lina p July 15, 2009
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What people call their gangster jewish friends. Hebrew+Bro.
Josh: What up, my hebro?!?!?!
Jake: NM, what up with you?
by dr lina p August 17, 2009
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1. People who suck at all the Guitar Hero games.

2. Anyone who doesn't have friends to start a real band and as a result, join online bands on Guitar Hero World Tour all day long.
1. Sam: Jeeze Jeff, you got booed off again!!?!?!
Jeff: yeah.
Sam: Dude, you're a total guitar zero!

2. Philip wanted to be in a band, so he joined one on Guitar Hero instead of following his dreams and making a real one.
by dr lina p July 9, 2009
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1. The medical condition in which one spends way too much time being anti social and hanging out on urban dictionary.

2. A condition in which one can not complete a sentence without the use of an urban dictionary word.
1. Jim: Hey Dave, whatcha doin?
Dave: Can't talk, posting definitions.
Jim: Why don't we hang out when your urbandictionaria has cleared up.

2. Warren: Dude, this is the shiznit, look at all those women, it's a freakin march of dimes. Oooh, except for her, she's a butter face.
Trevor: You have really bad urbandictionaria.
by dr lina p July 15, 2009
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Shanannagans specific to males.
Lisa: Today, I asked my husband to pick up his dirty laundry and he actually had to sniff it to make sure it wasn't clean!

Anne: Ah, the sniff test, one of many classic shamannagans.
by dr lina p June 12, 2009
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When guys are especially cocky about their junk.
Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!
by dr lina p September 14, 2009
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The knock-off version of the popular shoes Crocs. They often have mishapen holes and are decorated with strange, ugly designs, but they are a cheap alternative to the overpriced real Crocs shoes.
Anne: I was going to buy myself a pair of Crocs, but they are soooo expensive.

Lisa: Well, get a pair of Crocoffs! They will be way less costly!
by dr lina p June 13, 2009
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