This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.
In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.
by Downstrike December 26, 2004
1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!
2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!
Go fly a kite!
2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!
by Downstrike October 18, 2004
That's why, if you use the correct spelling of MyCrudSoft, the MyCrudSoft spellchecker will try to change it to the spelling Billy wants you to use.
by Downstrike August 16, 2004
by Downstrike May 22, 2004
Monotheistic followers of Jesus who:
1. Search for the truth instead searching for a belief that makes them feel good about themselves.
2. Serve God instead of themselves or their own desires.
3. Completely accept the Bible as the complete, authoritative source of information about God.
4. Take it upon themselves to be Christian rather than expect clerics to serve as proxy Christians for them.
5. Obey God's word because they love and respect God enough to obey Him, instead of working even harder to come up with excuses not to obey God.
6. Do not introduce man-made philosophies or pagan customs into their worship and pretend that they have something to do with Jesus.
7. Obey God rather than men when the two are in conflict.
8. Do not follow self-appointed prophets or messiahs.
1. Search for the truth instead searching for a belief that makes them feel good about themselves.
2. Serve God instead of themselves or their own desires.
3. Completely accept the Bible as the complete, authoritative source of information about God.
4. Take it upon themselves to be Christian rather than expect clerics to serve as proxy Christians for them.
5. Obey God's word because they love and respect God enough to obey Him, instead of working even harder to come up with excuses not to obey God.
6. Do not introduce man-made philosophies or pagan customs into their worship and pretend that they have something to do with Jesus.
7. Obey God rather than men when the two are in conflict.
8. Do not follow self-appointed prophets or messiahs.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
by Downstrike October 30, 2004
Cellular communication; how an amoeba communicates. You know; amoebae, like really, really small people.
Hey, lookit the cell phone under this microscope!
Of course it is! Can't you see that the one amoeba's phoning another one?
Of course his phone is cellular. What other kind would an amoeba have?
(If you're saying this out loud, it would be good to duck now and then, in case someone was going to hit you.)
Of course it is! Can't you see that the one amoeba's phoning another one?
Of course his phone is cellular. What other kind would an amoeba have?
(If you're saying this out loud, it would be good to duck now and then, in case someone was going to hit you.)
by Downstrike November 18, 2006