downstrike's definitions

Confirm

The opposite of Cancel.

Entirely too many duh-weebs click Confirm when they should Cancel. Proofreading is an alien concept to them.

by Downstrike December 1, 2004

Earthquake Test

This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.

In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.

by Downstrike December 26, 2004

suct

Californiese for Sucked really big time.

The California Aquesuct is the artery by which southern California suct northern California dry.

by Downstrike December 24, 2004

cybersewer

The place where unwanted data goes when it dies, especially when edited by a moderator. Also, see bitbucket.

On UrbanDictionary.com, it's the result of recommend for deletion, or more recently, remove.

by Downstrike November 18, 2004

Vernor's

The Ginger Ale that tastes like you're drinking a ginger snap.

Vernor's or nobody's!

by Downstrike November 18, 2004

MyCrudSoft

The real name of Bill Gates' company; he just doesn't want you to know it. See also, mikerowesoft.

That's why, if you use the correct spelling of MyCrudSoft, the MyCrudSoft spellchecker will try to change it to the spelling Billy wants you to use.

by Downstrike August 15, 2004

Jehovah

The divine name of God, as used in the English language. From the ancient Hebrew, which had no vowels, YHVH or JHVH. Other languages use similar spellings.

The name Jehovah is so fearsome to some people that they went to the trouble to remove it from His own book. They alternate between the excuses, that we don't know the original pronunciation of God's name, and that God's name is Jesus, when in fact, Jesus isn't the original pronunciation of Yeshua's name and that doesn't seem to bother them.

"The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?

by Downstrike December 11, 2004