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Viking Kittens

The bootleg Flash music video that launched an entire genre of music videos in 2002, in which amateurish animations were set to music, in this case Led Zep's Immigrant Song.

Although the original Viking Kittens video mysteriously disappeared from Rathergood.com, it's still available on other sites. It's also available as a screensaver on some P2P networks.
If no one forwarded you a link to Viking Kittens or My Baby Donkey aka She's got a Chicken to Ride in 2002, you simply weren't online.
by Downstrike November 24, 2006
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Sheikh Ahmed Deedat

A major proponent, and perhaps the author, of the Islamic concept of The J Sickness.
(Source: www.jamaat.net/name/name3.html)
Some Muslims like to share with Christians, recordings of Sheikh Ahmed Deedat preaching together with Baptist pastor Jerry Vines, who had earlier declared that Muhammad was a “demon-possessed pedophile” and that Islam teaches the destruction of all non-Muslims. Between that comment from Vines and Deedat's teaching of The J Sickness, the two of them seemed to have something in common.
(Source: www.warriorsfortruth.com/ news-jerry-falwell-mohammed.html)
by Downstrike October 24, 2005
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bible-mouth

In CB slanguage, a Sultan of Slang who uses so much slang that even other Sultans of Slang have to look up what they're saying in the CB Slanguage Bible to understand what they're saying.
When a bible-mouthed gunnybagger ratchets his jaw, (see ratchet jaw), he done blow your doors off for sure.
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
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ramen

Ramen, as we know it, is an anemically Americanized version of a Japanese rip-off a Chinese gastronomical phenomenon known as lo mein. That means that, not only are the noodles pressed into a cake and dried, but both the noodles and the sauce are also purified of all useful nutrients. It amounts to strings of bleached flour steeped in warm brine.
OK, so we're convenience addicts, but we still don't have to settle for such flavorless, salty broth and mushy noodles.

Go to an oriental food store. Don't worry that that we look like guyjiin when we walk in. It can't be helped, so don't worry about it. Buy a few packages of Mi Bo.

Mi is a southeast Asian word, equivalent to the Chinese word mein, meaning "noodle". Bo is a southeast Asian word for moo, or cow, as if in English we said "moo" instead of borrowing the word "cow" from some other language to replace our word moo. Southeast Asians go ahead and say their word for cow when they talk about what they eat, instead of borrowing the word "beef" from yet another language to replace our word cow. How sensible of them.

So you go into the oriental food store and buys some packages of cow-flavored noodles. The packages look just like ramen noodle packages, so make sure you don't buy any Americanized brands like Smack or Top. Mama and Kung Fu are good brands.

If you don't recognize any brands, check by feel, what the flavor packet is like. Good flavor packets in truly oriental "ramen" packages will feel thicker and softer because they contain two or three different kinds of seasonings: A regular flavor packet, a flavored oil packet and possibly, a spice packet.

Dump the flavoring packets into half as much water as you're used to using for ramen while it's heating so you have a nice broth that will cook flavor into the noodles when you add them. Do some taste-testing while gradually adding the spice, so you don't find the final result toxic to your taste buds. Don't add the noodles until the water boils. Keep it boiling until the noodles are done.

If you want to be authentic, don't break the noodles. Some parts of Asia use chopsticks and some don't, so that's optional.

If you prefer convenience, break the noodles small enough to fit in your soup spoon.

Lift the noodles out of the broth and place them into a bowl and garnish it generously with bean sprouts, snow peas, and/or chopped onion to suit your taste. Then pour the boiling broth over it all.

When you're ready for another adventure, go back and buy some other flavor.
by Downstrike April 14, 2006
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sequel

In literature and entertainment, a sequel is a story that follows an introductory story.

See also prequel
by Downstrike May 22, 2004
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Frisco

Californiese slang for San Francisco, the place where no one can afford to both work and live. It's one of those few Californiese slangs that people from other places learn to say, thinking it will make them sound like they've actually been to California, and the one that San Franciscans refuse to say, because they resent being Californiese. As foggy as Frisco is, they still haven't the foggiest idea what to be; they're simply sure that Californiese isn't it.

"Frisco" originated during the California Gold Rush, when people were too busy trying to make their fortunes to pronounce all the syllables that the Spanish missionaries had thought place names needed. The Spanish originally named it San Francisco de Asís, but that was just impractical.
Only people who can afford not to work can afford to live in Frisco. Anyone who works there lives some place like San Jose or Santa Rosa. In turn, those displace so many people in San Jose and Santa Rosa that anyone working in those cities can't afford to live there, and live some place like Ukiah or Modesto instead, making sure that California's prime agriculture land gets paved over with tracts of homes that sit empty all day long until the owners come back at night, after one hella miserable one or two hour commute, and pretend to live there.
by Downstrike September 3, 2005
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SEO Spam

Any attempt at SEO that goes beyond legitimate means.
SEO Spam is what Non-believer described as SEO.
by Downstrike September 17, 2004
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