downstrike's definitions

Disobedient Computer Syndrome

A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Heart Of Gold

(fiction) One-of-kind starship, shaped like an extremely large white running shoe, powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive.

At the heart of the Heart Of Gold is a heart of gold.

by Downstrike May 19, 2004

MyCrudSoft

The real name of Bill Gates' company; he just doesn't want you to know it. See also, mikerowesoft.

That's why, if you use the correct spelling of MyCrudSoft, the MyCrudSoft spellchecker will try to change it to the spelling Billy wants you to use.

by Downstrike August 15, 2004

go fly a kite

1. Go away, you bother me.

2. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!

2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!

by Downstrike October 17, 2004

Unemployment Office

A state agency where the unemployed go to get unemployment benefits, under the pretense that they are looking for work.

To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.

by Downstrike November 2, 2006

SP2

1. MyCrudSoft sWindles XP Service Pack Two.

2. The most malicious computer trojan ever!

SP2 is the leading causes of DCS this month.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

supository

In slanguage, sarcastic yes; a contraction of "supposedly pository". Sarcasm is emphasized by the resemblance to the word suppository. See also, negatory.

CBer 1: Hey good buddy, is this radidio bodacious?

CBer d: Supository, and I ain't your good body!

by Downstrike September 15, 2004