Valspeak

Anachronistic dialect of slang from the late 70s.
Turkinerd, bagyerface, and gag me with a spoon are high-profile examples of Valspeak.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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visually impaired

He is not blind as a bat! He's visually impaired.
by Downstrike January 29, 2006
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turkinerd

Valspeak for a cross between a turkey and a nerd.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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downstrike

1. (meteorology and fire science) n. A lightning bolt that touches the ground or a grounded object, (a common cause of wildland fires). v. Touch the ground as a lightning bolt.

2. (typing, keyboarding, and music) n. The action of pressing a key on the keyboard of a typewriter or keyboard instrument. v. Strike a keyboard key. adj. The kind of typewriter that has a mechanical keyboard, which requires strong downstrikes upon the keys.

3. (warfare) n. A downward chopping attack in hand-to-hand melee or combat.

4. (music) n. A downward plucking motion on a stringed instrument. v. Pluck downward.

5. (music) proper noun; the name of at least three different newly formed garage bands in the eastern United States of America since 2002.

6. (geography and geology) n. A downward direction.

7. (sport fishing and fishing industry) n. A downward tug on a fishing line. v. Tug downward on a fishing line as a fish, or as a prank played upon a fellow fisherman who has fallen asleep.

8. (cyberculture) proper noun; me.
1. There's a smoke column where that downstrike hit.

2. I used to have a downstrike typewriter.

3. Comments mentioning downstrikes on the Internet used to be about using battle axes; now they're about using light sabers.

4. It's a note, not a chord; just downstrike.

5. With three bands named Downstrike, at least one of them should be good.

6. The fault is downstrike from the ridge.

7. That downstrike is what I'm waiting for.

8. Typewriters and rock bands come and go, but when you Google downstrike I'm at the top of the results.
by Downstrike September 16, 2006
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AYB

An author of some clever daffynitions.
AYB wrote daffynitions of we need to talk, tornado alley, valley girl, cult, Christianity, obese, freedom fries, and Life. Darn! Some duh-weeb removed some of his better ones.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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word whisker

An irrelevant, meaningless word or noise that is interjected into speech when the speaker has run out of words, but is determined to keep on speaking.

The outward symptom of a serious psychologically induced speech impediment.
Well, um... I er, ah, well you know, like it's like this you see, I really don't have anything to say. But it makes me feel really important to hear myself talking.

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Well fuck, you shoulda fuckin been there. He fuckin said fuck, and she fuckin said fuck what. And he fuckin said, fuck that! Not fuck, but fuckin fuck because I didn't fuckin really mean fuck. And she fuckin asked him when was he gonna get fuckin serious about fuckin puttin his fuckin dick where his fuckin mouth is? He didn't fuckin know whether to fuckin go suck himself or get fuckin laid!
by Downstrike November 14, 2004
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big time

adj. Much more than usual, to the max.
That suct big time!
by Downstrike December 24, 2004
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