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chip friend
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A "
friend
" who only likes you
when you
have
something
they want eg. chips
Ant: Can I have a
Dorito
?
Bec: What? Do
I know
you? Stop being a chip
friend
!
chip friend
by
Doof
June 18, 2006
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doofienezz
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an act
of
stupidity
,
harmless
play
leslie
is
such a
doofy
person
.
doofienezz
by
DOOF
April 12, 2004
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BMW
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Black
mans
willy
do you
like
BMW's?
BMW
by
doof
July 28, 2003
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duff
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faulty
, sub-standard
duff
by
doof
April 23, 2003
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