don's definitions

BSOF

Big Smile On Face
A response to a massage that makes you feel good.

You are beautiful
BSOF

by Don February 2, 2005

haro

The most well made bikes currently being produced. Despite popular belief, the bikes produced by haro are not crappily made. The bikes can sometimes cost more than the average bike, yet pay for themselves with high quality parts like three peice cranks and Alex Triple Wall rims. People like to think that posers ride these bikes, but it is only the highly skilled riders who need a costly and well made bike such as the Haro Backtrail series, or the Haro F series (I am 14 and I am an owner of both, I got mad skills!)

Highly Skilled rider#1: Dude, my Haro F3 will never break!
Highly Skilled rider#2: Dude, I know my backtrail X1 has perfect frame geometry for the trails man.

by Don January 14, 2005

Framp

To smack someone on the forhead with a semi-erect penis. Usually a degrading process. Sometimes seen in crappy porn films as well.

Can also be refered to as the Peter Frampton.

Damn thats some crappy service, so I told the guy in the drive-thru framp you.

by Don November 16, 2004

uptanker

It is the comapnion to the drydocker. To rid a commode of its flushing water, and to then deficate in the tank on the rear of the commode.

The janitor hates us after last night. They got both a drydocker and a uptanker.

by Don August 29, 2004

incontinent

A condition usually found in older people in which shit and piss on themselfs.

Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself"
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."

by Don August 13, 2004

dq

DQ: An acronym used by staff in long-term medical facilities (care centers) for Decubitus Ulcers.

Commonly known as Bedsores, these pernicious, open wounds are usually found on the buttocks or hips of decrepit, (incontinent), often senile old people in rest homes.

DQ: An acronym use by Dairy Queen as a brand label for some hamburgers and other foods.

“After I clean up the shit and piss off Mr. Simmons, and finish treating his oozing, malodorous DQ on his ass, I want to go to Dairy Queen for a DQ Burger, DQ Fries and a Blizzard. Mm, mm, mh”

by Don August 13, 2004

packing fudge

What fudge packers do.

Bob the fudge packer "The truck is still empty Mike, why don't you pack some more fudge in it"

by Don August 10, 2004