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Sheflex

Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.
"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"

"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
by Domonic April 9, 2008
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WiiFlex

The perfect timing needed to excel in any motion-sensing game for the Wii.
In order to win at Wii Tennis, you need to have good wiiflexes, or else you will mishit the ball.
by Domonic January 23, 2009
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Schweg

The verb form of segway.
I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.
by Domonic March 18, 2009
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T.U.G.I.E.S.

An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.
(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)
by Domonic October 15, 2007
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Facebook

Facebook is killing everyone on it.
by Domonic June 6, 2011
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Masturhation

Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.
Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.

Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
by Domonic February 16, 2009
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Rhetorical Statement

Any statement that is intended to not have any feedback, output, or response to it. They aren't usually meant to be funny, but when they are, they're normally just considered sarcasm, and are left trailing off.
1)
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.

2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.
by Domonic May 21, 2008
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