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Pre-Bag

When gaming online, the point in which there is evidence, beyond reasonable doubt (by the average gamer), that a Tea Baging is about to occur. Whether or not you are on the receiving or giving side, you know that's goin' down.
1337 Sniper: Dammit Tony, I just got No-Scoped.

1337 BR: Yea, he's already Pre-Bagging you.

1337 Sniper: How can you tell?

1337 BR: He's running towards your body, looking down, and bouncing as he approaches...Okay, now he's Tea Bagging you.
by Domonic August 7, 2008
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WiiFlex

The perfect timing needed to excel in any motion-sensing game for the Wii.
In order to win at Wii Tennis, you need to have good wiiflexes, or else you will mishit the ball.
by Domonic January 23, 2009
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Facebook

Facebook is killing everyone on it.
by Domonic June 6, 2011
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Mexplode

When an area, previously dominated by white people, suddenly becomes overpopulated with Mexicans.
Well, in Tualatin, you have the areas by the high school that are fairly white...but, like the rest of Tualatin, these areas will Mexplode by 2010.
by Domonic February 22, 2009
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College Girl Theory

The theory that states (or implies) that college girls say that their "perfect man" is nice, and treats them like a woman; however, all college girls actually enjoy being mistreated in every way except for being cheated on (secretly, every human knows that women crave attention, whether or not they show it or not).
Jon: What the hell, man? I've always been nice to Erica, and she knows I like her. I even bought her earrings with her chocolate and roses for Valentine's day. But she never really acknowledged me...until recently. I've just been ignoring her and not paying attention to her. Now she texts me just to say hi.

Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
by Domonic February 21, 2009
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Suburbanegro

An African-American that lives in the suburbs, or a mostly white-populated town. Could also be considered the exact opposite of the ghetto/projects.
Ever since I moved to Tualatin 16 years ago, I've been a suburbanegro.
by Domonic January 20, 2009
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Mansformer

A person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. Unfortunately, he doesn't make too much money, because once the John finds out that his trick has a penis, the mansformer is ejected from the car...in most cases.
Joe: Okay, man. You can't tell anybody about this...

Bob: Okay...what?

Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...

Bob: Sweet man, how was she?

Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...

Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!

Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...

Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.
by Domonic March 30, 2009
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