doc Evil's definitions

tragic

What Paramount is trying to pass off as Star Trek these days.

See also: Star Trek fans who will gobble up anything Paramount shits in their mouths and not only begs for more, but defends it like a wife would her abusve husband.

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

Znort

A mispelling of "Snort" used in association of cocaine use.

"You better stop Zortin' dat P, bro!"

by Doc Evil July 22, 2003

Guy Gardner

Formerly a member of the Green Lantern Corps, Guy Gardner is an anti-hero who butts heads with his fellow heroes almost as often as he pounds the bad guys. Still, despite his beligerent in-your-face attitude Guy has a sincere desire to protect the innocent and make those who threaten them wish they were never born. Guy never gives up and can always be counted on to cover your back. Currently goes by the alias "Warrior".

"I do a job and I do it well. Im Guy Gardner. Top THAT, fanboy!"

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

Squeeze the Cheese

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.

"Did you squeeze the cheese?"

by Doc Evil August 9, 2003

turdburglar

A really worthless person.

"That dudes a real turdburglar. Dont trust him"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

repubican

Mispelling of REPUBLICAN. A cheap stab usually made by dimwits with minimal levels of literacy who allow the heavily biased media and Hollywood elite to dictate to them what they shoould think.

Sad, really.

"duuuhhh.. Micheal Moore says Repubicans are bad. Im going to beleive him without geting the facts to decide for myself because celebrities always know better than I do, even when the facts contradict them. Ooh! A shiny object! Dur hur hur!!!"

by Doc Evil November 3, 2003

Scan

Verb.

To observe, peruse, check out.

"Wow! Scan that hot babe over there!"

by Doc Evil July 25, 2003