13 definitions by djd

seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

by djd December 20, 2003

beefman

The man who sells beef in front of the pet shop.

"The beef man is having a sale on grained beef this week"

by djd April 18, 2004

Jujimufu

the brother of a very attractive sister.

"maaaaaaaaaaaaaan juji's sister is fine"

by djd December 20, 2003

Hippo

A godly pissed of animal. Says STFU like a pro. Member of the animal religion.

"hippo's are godly"

"that hippo totally pwned taht kid!"

by djd December 20, 2003

Ripe Nob

A nob that is tender and ready to explode.

Can also be described as juicy.

Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.

Swift - "i have a riper nob if you like a bite"

by djd December 20, 2003

superman

The world's most recognizable superhero.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Superman!"

by djd December 20, 2003

nightcrawler

The most awesome X-men ever! Nightcrawler's real name is Kurt Wagner. He is german and a former circus acrobat. He is also a superb fencer and athlete and has extremely strong faith.

Is 5'9, blue fur, yellow eyes, three fingered hands and toes.

His main power is teleportation (BAMF) but also has other abilities such as 'sticking' to walls and seeing in the dark.

Also my idol. :)

"Have you seen X2? Maaaaaaaaan nightcrawler is awesome"

by djd December 20, 2003