14 definitions by dj_nafi

Buzzraid

When you do anything to someone who is drunk and passed out, from a feel up to teabagging them or filling their shorts with whipped cream.

Guy 1 wakes up: WTF!! Why is my nose full of fucking jello dude!?
Guy 2: HAHAHA! Dude, you've been totally buzzraided!

by dj_nafi June 28, 2014

Twitterpat

Patting yourself on the back by announcing your good deed on Twitter. Trump does this daily.

Leave it to Trump to Twitterpat himself on the back for any deed that benefits him.

by dj_nafi November 20, 2017

stawb

A very little and short dick, too small to do anything with.

He didn't have a dick, just a stawb no bigger than a bump on a pickle.

by dj_nafi May 31, 2014

Urbanating

Sitting at your computer for hours voting in and out stupid and cool definitions submitted to Urban Dictionary.

You have been sitting there for hours Mike, what are you doing?
Don't bug me dude, I'm Urbanating.

by dj_nafi January 17, 2016

twirl up

1. When a man, gay or straight, gets dressed in drag, either for fun, Halloween, or to professionally attend an event or show as a female impersonator.
2. When a female puts on her best/hottest outfit and an extra layer of special evening makeup to go out clubbing, to be in a show as well or just to be on the prowl.

Guy 1-"uhh, Tim, what's with all the makeup?"
Guy 2- "I have a show tonight so I gotta twirl up and be at the club by 7."

Girl 1-"Girl, what are you doing tonight?"
Girl 2- "I'm gonna twirl up, go out tonight and maybe find me something to warm up my kitty".

by dj_nafi June 20, 2014

gayantee

If it gay, real and a sure thing, it's gayanteed!

That guy won't even look at a woman, I gayantee it!

by dj_nafi January 24, 2017

Boipreneur

A young gay male who is immersed in making money and being richer every year. Usually very nice looking, designer clothes, perfect hair. He won't allow a fingerprint on his car and his home looks like a museum. He goes to clubs but never leaves with anyone; eccentric and usually referred to as a snob. However, he is actually a pretty nice guy to those who bother looking past the obsessive personality.

Guy 1 - Michael is so good looking.
Guy 2 - Yes, he is, too bad he's such a boipreneur.

by dj_nafi July 6, 2014