dj_nafi's definitions

Shortlip

Making a long story short, sometimes even shorter than the readers digest version.

Guy1 - "What happened to you, someone beat you in the face!?"
Guy2 - "Well, it's kind of a long story."
Guy1 - "Well, shortlip it, I'm in a hurry."

by dj_nafi June 26, 2014

Progasm

When you're a total narcissus about your profession and think you're so much better than anyone else at it, it gets you off.

God I love my job, I'm such a success and do it so well it gives me a progasm!

by dj_nafi September 22, 2015

Boipreneur

A young gay male who is immersed in making money and being richer every year. Usually very nice looking, designer clothes, perfect hair. He won't allow a fingerprint on his car and his home looks like a museum. He goes to clubs but never leaves with anyone; eccentric and usually referred to as a snob. However, he is actually a pretty nice guy to those who bother looking past the obsessive personality.

Guy 1 - Michael is so good looking.
Guy 2 - Yes, he is, too bad he's such a boipreneur.

by dj_nafi July 6, 2014

Flintstone

When a well known person, celebrity or public figure (locally or nationally) dies of a drug overdose, usually by pain meds and alcohol or a bad mixture of drugs.

1. Dude! Don't take those pills with alcohol, you're gonna flintstone!

2. Hey man, whatever happened to _________? I haven't seen him in any movies lately.

Dude, he flintstoned last year.

Aww another one, for realz? Shit man.

by dj_nafi October 27, 2014

gayantee

If it gay, real and a sure thing, it's gayanteed!

That guy won't even look at a woman, I gayantee it!

by dj_nafi January 24, 2017

Urbanating

Sitting at your computer for hours voting in and out stupid and cool definitions submitted to Urban Dictionary.

You have been sitting there for hours Mike, what are you doing?
Don't bug me dude, I'm Urbanating.

by dj_nafi April 27, 2016

Buzzraid

When you do anything to someone who is drunk and passed out, from a feel up to teabagging them or filling their shorts with whipped cream.

Guy 1 wakes up: WTF!! Why is my nose full of fucking jello dude!?
Guy 2: HAHAHA! Dude, you've been totally buzzraided!

by dj_nafi June 28, 2014