dj mbm's definitions

[Lil Kim]

Midget female rapper who spits out rhymes about sex and nothin' but.

Lil Kim keeps tellin' about how she's a jump-off, but tell that to Biggie (oh wait he's dead).

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

[Doris Day]

girl who is goody-two shoes, always does right.

"Why is she on everybody's good side, Doris Day is always getting props from the authority".

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

Jonas Brothers

Broadway child stars turned Disney pop band who produce the same formula crap you've been hearing for the last few years. They have their army of tweentard girl fans and have starred in a 'High School Musical' ripoff movie 'Camp Rock'. One of them "dated" Miley Cyrus (we all know what that means...)

Girl 1: "OMG I sew luv the Jonas Brothers!"

Girl 2: "Me too! I'm one of their zombiegroupiefans!"

Girl 1: "Sew cool!"

by dj mbm September 29, 2008

[Diana Ross]

1) former lead singer of the Supremes who booted out all of the members and started her lame ass solo career and thinks she's better than everyone. 'Miss Ross' ain't da boss.
2) high maintenance chick

Bitch really thinks she's somethin', actin' like Diana Ross on tour with all her crazy-ass demands.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

[Mariah Carey]

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is number 1 on the charts again, yawn.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008