dj mbm's definitions

[Brenda]

A white girl who is a complete bitch to her friends and makes enemies with others.

Girl 1: "I'm sew going to beat up Brenda today for sleepin' with my guy.."

Girl 2: "Fer shure"

by dj mbm July 4, 2008

Joan Rivers

An old woman who's had too much plastic surgery and who aways says "can we talk"?

That new face on Joan Rivers looks like she just came out of a wind tunnel.

by dj mbm March 14, 2009

[Diana Ross]

1) former lead singer of the Supremes who booted out all of the members and started her lame ass solo career and thinks she's better than everyone. 'Miss Ross' ain't da boss.
2) high maintenance chick

Bitch really thinks she's somethin', actin' like Diana Ross on tour with all her crazy-ass demands.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

Jonas Brothers

Broadway child stars turned Disney pop band who produce the same formula crap you've been hearing for the last few years. They have their army of tweentard girl fans and have starred in a 'High School Musical' ripoff movie 'Camp Rock'. One of them "dated" Miley Cyrus (we all know what that means...)

Girl 1: "OMG I sew luv the Jonas Brothers!"

Girl 2: "Me too! I'm one of their zombiegroupiefans!"

Girl 1: "Sew cool!"

by dj mbm September 29, 2008

[Mariah Carey]

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is number 1 on the charts again, yawn.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008