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Definitions by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints

aleksey morozov

a pittsburgh penguin hockey player.
skates like he has a slice betwix his legs
aleksey morozival

poontackle 

Jeff Henry is a poontackler. He likes the smell of old granny's coozjuice

Puff Buckets

A real shithead. No talent.
AKA: Puff Daddy, P. Digits
That Puff Buckets smells like shit. John Bonham will shit on his head
Fikus dreamed a dream for me
it cost me nothing it was free
he dreamed of walking in the sand
of blossoms forming in his hand

of kitchen cake and cedar shakes
of waterfalls and yellow snakes
of earthen dams and hydrofoils
of watching water 'til it boils

of holding forth from singing words
of flying south with flocks of birds
none of this was charged to me
for as I said it was free

giezl gazlrov 

man, that giezl gazlrov is phony!!
as one is to shit is that of to have shat
for i have shat the shit