poontackle

Jeff Henry is a poontackler. He likes the smell of old granny's coozjuice
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filibustered

the implied impeding action put forth by another to thwart the attempt to swiftly hammer a vagina
aka: cockblock

that bastard tariq filibustered me for the last time.
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giezl gazlrov

man, that giezl gazlrov is phony!!
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Puff Buckets

A real shithead. No talent.
AKA: Puff Daddy, P. Digits
That Puff Buckets smells like shit. John Bonham will shit on his head
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aleksey morozov

a pittsburgh penguin hockey player.
skates like he has a slice betwix his legs
aleksey morozival
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pussysauce

i gots she pussiesauce all over me's rooster
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