giezl gazlrov

man, that giezl gazlrov is phony!!
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filibustered

the implied impeding action put forth by another to thwart the attempt to swiftly hammer a vagina
aka: cockblock

that bastard tariq filibustered me for the last time.
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asspellet

is that an asspellet on the floor?
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shat

as one is to shit is that of to have shat
for i have shat the shit
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Puff Buckets

A real shithead. No talent.
AKA: Puff Daddy, P. Digits
That Puff Buckets smells like shit. John Bonham will shit on his head
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aleksey morozov

a pittsburgh penguin hockey player.
skates like he has a slice betwix his legs
aleksey morozival
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fikus

Fikus dreamed a dream for me
it cost me nothing it was free
he dreamed of walking in the sand
of blossoms forming in his hand

of kitchen cake and cedar shakes
of waterfalls and yellow snakes
of earthen dams and hydrofoils
of watching water 'til it boils

of holding forth from singing words
of flying south with flocks of birds
none of this was charged to me
for as I said it was free
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