dj gs68's definitions

The Cheat's Lightswitch

A switch designed so you can turn the lights on and off, NOT TO THROW LIGHTSWITCH RAVES!

Even though Strong Bad noticed, The Cheat continued to flicker the Cheat's Lightswitch

by dj gs68 May 7, 2003

Gradius III

One of the best motherfucking schooters of its time. Sadly overlooked by crappy games like GTA 3.

Person: So what games do you play?
Me: Many, Gradius III being one of them.
Person: It's 2003 and you still play games from 1990 with no cutscenes, 3D visuals, or badass graphics? You're retarded.
Me: Not all good games are new. *shoots him with a shotgun*

by dj gs68 September 1, 2003

heaven

1. A place some people go to after they die.
2. Beatmania IIDX 9th Style.
3. Sunnyvale Golfland.
4. A geographic location. Take the white stairs across the street, or if you dislike stairways, elevator adjacent to it, 700th floor.

by dj gs68 October 19, 2003

bump

A word I used when bring up topics on GameFAQs, until B2K came along and bastardized the word.

Now I use "..."

by dj gs68 July 8, 2003

shozzle my nozzle

suck my dick.

Bender: Shozzle my shiny metal nozzle.

by Dj gs68 September 18, 2003

Current Events (CE)

A board on GameFAQs with actual, intelligent discussions, unlike Life, the Universe, and Everything. You don't need a high user level to get in, but you can't get in initally either.

I asked how to play Thirteen on CE, it worked; I asked on LUE, no one responded.

by dj gs68 May 14, 2003

AWEXOME CROSS '98!

A game by Videlectrix starring The Cheat in a tire. In the game, you must jump over obstacles with the spacebar while collecting money to score extra points. A player starts with 3 mans. Once he loses all of them, the game is over.

To complete the game, one must reach the stop sign at the end.

I got bored of Trogdor, so I played AWEXOME CROSS '98!

by dj gs68 July 24, 2003