diseased sheep's definitions

muddarfukkar

how east indian people say "motherfucker", you'll probably hear this after not paying your cab fare.

**Jake hops in cab**

Cab Driver: "Where du you wandt to go?"

Jake: "Uhh, the mall"

**arrives at mall, Jake books it**

Cab Driver: "Heh, gut bakk here Muddarfukkar!"

by diseased sheep October 2, 2006

Slurhea

Diarrhea casued by ingesting a large amount of slurpee, usually a X-Treme Gulp. The slurpee goes right through body becasue there is little to actually digest, it is a extremely runny fluid that comes out easily, sometimes is coloured the same as the slurpee.

Ben: "Wow, that was a good slurpee!"

Mitch: "Yeah I'm done too."

Mitch: "AHHH, Slurhea!!!"

**Runs to washroom**

Ben: "What the fuck, that was fast!"

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

lick a nine

licking a 9 volt battery.

Jeff: "Dammit, I need a rush!"
Paul: "We should lick a nine"

by diseased sheep August 5, 2005

mean shroomer

Someone, who on the come down from a trip on shrooms, starts to act mean to his friends and or family.

After me and some of my friends did shrooms we went back to Evans house. He started out fine, but hten he started yelling and telling us to clean up. Then he kicked us out of his house so he could go smoke pot with some other friends.

by diseased sheep July 9, 2005

chicken noodle soup

false advertising.
the noodles are not made of chicken.

lipton chicken noodle soup is tasty!

by diseased sheep June 24, 2006

jiffy-pop

pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.

Junior: "Hey ma' cook me up some jiffy-pop!"

Mother: "Jr. I thought I told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!"

Junior: "Ah dang!"

by diseased sheep July 8, 2006

winter

shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer. i know of nobody who likes winter.

winter is the fucking hell of everything.

by diseased sheep July 9, 2006