dirty sanchez's definitions

snap a brown eye

literally: to defecate

After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.

by Dirty Sanchez July 5, 2003

Gyke

A female golfer who is addicted to lesbian sex.

If Rosie golfed, she'd be a Gyke.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Chode

A penis that is exremely short and humungusly wide, in otehr words a 2x6

Tyler Burke had a huge hairy meaty CHODE and Tom Dunn likes to lick it and smack his genitalia against it during intercoucre while Blake laughs and shoots them with pellet guns, all the while Ms. V looks at tehm with her eyes on her backside hairs.

by Dirty Sanchez February 18, 2003

Grumpkin

the act of shitting while recieving fellacio

man she sucked me dry while i dropped a loaf!

by dirty sanchez June 14, 2003

Bush

The person who took all of your welfare checks from your broke asses

Damn now that Bush is in Office I cant continue to sit on my lazy ass collecting welfare. You bunch of sorry fucks

by Dirty Sanchez July 3, 2003

tree

Tree. An object in which you hail three times a day for thirty seconds at a time.

This morning I hailed my tree

by Dirty Sanchez July 16, 2004

Facecloth

Jizzing in your hand and giving a face wash with it.

Dude, I just gave my bitch a facecloth.

by Dirty Sanchez December 10, 2003