dirty sanchez's definitions

redford

aka babykiller69, notorious for his diet of babies, preferably korean ones

"yo redford, let's go for two-can-dine at mcdonalds"
"naw man, i packed lunch. got some baby on a pita, with some kimichi on the side"

by Dirty Sanchez January 6, 2004

Orced

To believe that a certain fact is true, only to discover later that the opposite is the case.

I was viewing the live Fantasy Football scoring on CBS sportsline last night and I was winning, then the next day I looked at the scoring again to discover I had been Orced and lost the game, Damnit Mogle!

by Dirty Sanchez October 22, 2003

stuffnuts

boinking,laying some pipe

from the origin word of "GetLayedAlot"

The broad asked if I was ready to stuffnuts

by dirty sanchez May 2, 2004

two's-up

giving a girlsome double penetration

hey mate - do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???

by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003

slimy sally

A fat ugly girl whom is jizzed upon during the eating of an apple.

She was sitting under the apple tree and someone randomly slimy sally'd her.

by Dirty Sanchez June 5, 2004

assface

1) One who has the face of an ass
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead

Look at that assface

by Dirty Sanchez April 18, 2003

Firing Squad

A rather odd gathering of male homosexuals. One man is tied to a chair with his arms behind his back while three other naked men masturbate and then try and hit the tied up man's mouth with their spewing manhood.

Sigfried and Roy were involved in a firing squad last night.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003